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Started by ~~~~Closed~~~~, July 30, 2004, 05:34:12 AM

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Is Jurassic Park the best thing ever

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Voting closed: July 30, 2004, 05:34:12 AM

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
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I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

This is some new Internet meme-dance, isn't it?  

Oh, my darling, let us Claw Shrimp Strip under the light of yon silv'ry moon, whilst our buttocks flutter madly!  Ia!  Ia!

Alright.  You hold him down, I'll beat him up.

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Wishfarple

Not the face!  I need that for facing stuff!
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

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*stabs Llama in the face*

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CannedLizard

Obey tha tube, fucktards!

And drink my juice.
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Rupert Giles

Quote from: CannedLizardObey tha tube, fucktards!

And drink my juice.

Josh and I did that at GenCon.  On the car ride we were worried about how to hide Josh's swords, so he brought along this big cardboard tube, the sides of which were about half an inch thick.  Well, we got to the convention center the first day, and he takes the tube in with us when we're in plain clothes.  The line was great:  Random Strangers and Us talked, sang songs, drank alcohol which probably none of us were old enough to drink.  And then I said something like, 'Why are you carrying the tube?'

And he hit me so hard in the head with it my glasses came off and said, "SAY IT!"

And I shouted, loud as I could, "THE TUBE IS CIVILISATION!"