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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 07, 2010, 09:21:03 PM

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Doktor Howl

You want a digital copy?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Not until after he shows me... it has to genuinely be new to me when I read it, I won't be able to fake it!

I would say that so far, this has gone even better than planned.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
Not until after he shows me... it has to genuinely be new to me when I read it, I won't be able to fake it!

I would say that so far, this has gone even better than planned.

Hmmm...Perhaps a follow up of some kind is in order?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!

NICE.

I was thinking of having Freeky and Manubu write him while you're here.  Pic could be included.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!

NICE.

I was thinking of having Freeky and Manubu write him while you're here.  Pic could be included.

Ooooh!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

I could go the hysterical "GOT TO GET A WARNING MESSAGE OUT" route,  if that would add to the legitimateness.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysfunctional Cunt

#53
Or an anonymous letter from a completely deranged female halfway across the country from both of you is always an option, just let me know  :wink:

One that says, I know this man has contacted you, it is imperative for your sanity that YOU DO NOT ..... and so on?   :lulz:

Or, what if I send one, and Suu sends one and get one from FL and like that too....  We could even send the same letter, just handwrite it ourselves or something not sure, the options can be so terrible and wonderful all at once.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 10, 2010, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 07, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
I'm really anal, so I have probably every receipt I've gotten in the last few weeks, want me to start mailing them to you for you to leave around the house?


How can you get rid of receipts!! I have a drawer of receipts that go back to who knows when.

Also- this thread is awesome. if i can find shit to send you, (photos of my town, weird orlando shit) i will.

Well, I will admit, I kept most of them because I'm insane like that and got all nervous about letting them go  :lulz:

I actually have boxes of them dating back to 2006 when I first moved up here!  Damn how OCD is that?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on July 16, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Or an anonymous letter from a completely deranged female halfway across the country from both of you is always an option, just let me know  :wink:



Or a letter from Doktor Howl from MO.

I'm thinking about changing monikers again, and having Doktor Howl become a shared concept.  I'd keep this account, and just change Howl to something else.

Then Doktor Hamish Howl could be nationwide, like Captain Swing in England, a couple of hundred years back.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...

Yes. Also, it'd be funny if he got a letter in his mail with pics with random circles and arrows, and big question marks, with cryptic shorthand half messages on the back and all that jazz, with a return address of his house.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:24:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...

Yes. Also, it'd be funny if he got a letter in his mail with pics with random circles and arrows, and big question marks, with cryptic shorthand half messages on the back and all that jazz, with a return address of his house.

Then send it to Nigel, so she can mail it, and the postage cancellation will be correct.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?