Prank ideas

[Doktor Howl]

Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING!

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT. 

OSNAP TAKE 6 POINTS OF DAMAGE

WAT U DO NAO?

GURGLE AND DIE.

[Doktor Howl]

Something was sent from me to Nigel and Dok Howl today.  I'm hoping it will help.

When it arrives, let me know, and I will suggest my plan.

Sweet.

[Freeky]

Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING!

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT. 

OSNAP TAKE 6 POINTS OF DAMAGE

WAT U DO NAO?

GURGLE AND DIE.

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR! LOST FIVE BILLION XP! RETURN TO GO, END TURN, YOU LOSE.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

[Jasper]

Was it a PRESENT tense, or was it PAST down to you? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Something was sent from me to Nigel and Dok Howl today.  I'm hoping it will help.

When it arrives, let me know, and I will suggest my plan.

Oooooooo! 

[Freeky]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN.

Dok,
Oozing pus.

[Freeky]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN.

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN.

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?

[Freeky]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN.

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?

NO RITE NEXT TO THAT. ITS ALL METALLIC-Y AND SHIT (METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING)

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.

THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN.

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?

NO RITE NEXT TO THAT. ITS ALL METALLIC-Y AND SHIT (METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING)

That's my codpiece, which ran away from home.

[Freeky]

NONSENSE, ITS A MAGIC KEY. IT SAYS TO BUGGER OFF.

WAT U DO?


Mistress Freeky,
She needs her RP fix.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have received some very good materials.    the plan will proceed apace once I have recovered some vitality.

[Doktor Howl]

I have received some very good materials.    the plan will proceed apace once I have recovered some vitality.

All pics in the mail tomorrow.  Sorry I got delayed, but things got in the way.  They're boxed up and ready to go, I just have to actually mail the damn things.