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Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« on: July 11, 2010, 09:35:15 pm »
Step 1: Make chicken broth

Throw 4 chicken thighs with skin and bone still on/in in a pot. Quarter 1 orange. Put in 1 TBSP each of garam masala, mild curry powder, seasoned meat tenderizer (maybe), black pepper, smoked paprika. Put in 1/2 TBSP Cocoa Chile blend. Put in 1 stick lemongrass. Put in a handful of dried goji berries. Boil the fuck out of it.

Use a colander to get the big pieces out, then use a mesh strainer to get the spice mud out. Cut up chicken, enjoy that in other things.

Step 2: Dump in the stuff.

Put some frozen pre-cut carrots and some tofu (I used the stuff that says "Firm" on the package) in your chicken goop. Heat through.

Step 3: Enjoy.
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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2010, 12:32:20 am »
That sounds delicious. You should make it again so the doktor and I can try it.
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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2010, 06:11:23 pm »
That sounds delicious. You should make it again so the doktor and I can try it.

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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 08:19:36 pm »
sounds awesome.  For teh veggie person, how would you recommend I do the stock?  Same just minus chicken?
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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 08:21:36 pm »
sounds awesome.  For teh veggie person, how would you recommend I do the stock?  Same just minus chicken?

However you make stock, you should do so. Also, minus goji berries. The taste gets kind of cloying after a bit.
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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2010, 10:18:14 pm »
Throw 4 chicken thighs with skin and bone still on/in in a pot. Quarter 1 orange. Put in 1 TBSP each of garam masala, mild curry powder, seasoned meat tenderizer (maybe), black pepper, smoked paprika. Put in 1/2 TBSP Cocoa Chile blend. Put in 1 stick lemongrass. Put in a handful of dried goji berries. Boil the fuck out of it.
I was just skimming the recipe, and I thought that it called for smoked panda (Yeah, I know, not that close).
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Re: Chicken-Carrot-Tofu soup
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2010, 10:27:50 pm »
Throw 4 chicken thighs with skin and bone still on/in in a pot. Quarter 1 orange. Put in 1 TBSP each of garam masala, mild curry powder, seasoned meat tenderizer (maybe), black pepper, smoked paprika. Put in 1/2 TBSP Cocoa Chile blend. Put in 1 stick lemongrass. Put in a handful of dried goji berries. Boil the fuck out of it.
I was just skimming the recipe, and I thought that it called for smoked panda (Yeah, I know, not that close).
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