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Started by Freeky, July 12, 2010, 11:06:16 PM

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Freeky

#15
July 13, 2010, 04:38:02 AM Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 04:41:20 AM by Doktor Howl
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

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DROPPED THE HABIT.
\



YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Bu🤠ns

#16
July 13, 2010, 04:39:46 AM
 :spit2:

Doktor Howl

#17
July 13, 2010, 04:40:55 AM
What gets you in more trouble with God?  Fucking a nun, or that joke?
Molon Lube

Freeky

#18
July 13, 2010, 04:42:18 AM
 :lulz: :horrormirth:

Telarus

#19
July 13, 2010, 05:54:35 AM
 :lulz:
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#20
July 13, 2010, 08:24:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:51:28 AM
1.  Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?

2.  Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?

3.  Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?

Also, Maria found us a nun.  Do YOU have a nun?  I have a nun. :digtbk:

:lulz: Fucking Joust. I can see real ostritches and midgets making that game waaaay more fun.
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AFK

#21
July 13, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\


In favor of seminal studies? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#22
July 13, 2010, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:40:55 AM
What gets you in more trouble with God?  Fucking a nun, or that joke?

If I were God, the joke would get you St. Peter's job. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#23
July 13, 2010, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 13, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\


In favor of seminal studies? 

:crankey:

YOU WIN THIS TIME, RWHN!  BUT THE DOKTOR WILL BE BACK, WITH EVEN WORSE JOKES!
Molon Lube

Kai

#24
July 13, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.
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Doktor Howl

#25
July 13, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Kai on July 13, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.

If I can make this work, you'll have fucking VIDEOS.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#26
July 13, 2010, 04:39:14 PM
Twid approves of everything ITT thus far.
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#27
July 13, 2010, 09:23:47 PM

Doktor Howl

#28
October 03, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\


Bumpity bump.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#29
October 03, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\


Bumpity bump.

I think I might become a nun.  A science nun.

Also, that made me lol.
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