ATTN DOK

[Freeky]

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!!

[Doktor Howl]

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!!

Is this about the nun thing?  Or something else entirely?   

[Freeky]

For those of you who are curious, there aren't enough words in the english language to describe precisely what madness he's come up with this time, so I'll just give you the highlights.

1. Barrel Cacti
2. High powered racing engine
3. I bet you think this one is PUPPIES, don't you? HAH! It's ostriches this time. OSTRICHES! I mean, no they're not cute, but they're expensive, and dangerous as fuck. And, well, Just looking at it, I feel like there's probably a law of PHYSICS against it... (Edit: the experiment, not ostriches.)

ETA: Don't you play dumb with me sir.

Nurse Freeky,
Isn't going to be nice with the Meathammah next time she sees Dok.

Also, WHAT FUCKING NUN?!

[Richter]

What, was there a problem with the nuns?  I shipped them with ice and everything.

Also, elaborate.  Dok's last mechanical "man" had me floored laughing, and this sounds clearly a step above.

[Freeky]

I don't know what it's supposed to do. I don't think HE knows what it's supposed to do.

You know what, I don't even want to know about the nuns until I know what the fuck you were thinking Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

1.  Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?

2.  Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?

3.  Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?

Also, Maria found us a nun.  Do YOU have a nun?  I have a nun.

[Doktor Howl]

It occurs to me that I need at least one more midget.

[Freeky]

Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.

[Freeky]

Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

[Doktor Howl]

Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?

[Richter]

Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.

What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting?  I need to know before I go to the books.  Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though.  We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.

What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting?  I need to know before I go to the books.  Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though.  We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.

I'm still working all this out.  I think just some leather straps.

[Freeky]

Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?

Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

[Doktor Howl]

Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?

Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

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DROPPED THE HABIT.
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