All you kids

[Adios]

Think you have this shit figured out, don't you?

You are up to cruising speed and the road looks and feels like a silk ribbon laid out nice and straight and smooth.

You will see, Oh! Yes.

Just wait until you go over a small hill you can't see and as your tires leave the ribbon you notice a 90 degree turn. Then you just have to take the lumps.

This old man isn't saying to slow down, in fact I am saying speed up. Just be aware you will crash, several times if you are doing it right.

Enjoy the trip. No destination is ever worth ignoring the view out of the windows.

[Rumckle]

Bump, because I only just noticed this, and it is awesome.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TO THE WALL, CHARLEY!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

What are you on about old man?!
I'm not on your lawn 









(j/k)