ATTN:Maj Gen Franklin Kirby

[Triple Zero]

I'm newish, and I've managed too work out that below 50 = known pretty quickly. So I suspect it's obvious.

well it tricked me I always paid attention to the postcounts hehehe

[cheezer]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

[Doktor Howl]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

That's great.   

[Don Coyote]

I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

You want to be an old dude with very high waisted pants held up with suspenders?

[Cain]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

Do Wal-Mart greeters do all that stuff too, then?  It's a wonder anyone shops there...

[cheezer]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

Do Wal-Mart greeters do all that stuff too, then?  It's a wonder anyone shops there...

[Entropy Jab]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

Do Wal-Mart greeters do all that stuff too, then?  It's a wonder anyone shops there...

[Placid Dingo]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

IRRASHAIMASEEEEE

[Don Coyote]

Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

IRRASHAIMASEEEEE

fixt 4 u

[Placid Dingo]

Ta.

[BadBeast]

Raped with a cattleprod, to be exact.

I know this was just metaphorical, but I think, as a method of moderation, it's really got legs. Using an incremental scale of zap, it could be the most effective primer for getting rid of the chaff early on., and getting only the n00bs who are serious. Or at least, the ones that like being anally raeped by a big, lubed up Cattle prod. I don't even mind say, six hours a week administering the prescribed magnitude of re-inforcement to any transgressors on this side of the pond.