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THE DIVORCE PARTY TO END ALL DIVORCE PARTIES

Started by Suu, July 15, 2010, 03:26:45 AM

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July 15, 2010, 03:26:45 AM Last Edit: July 15, 2010, 11:04:38 PM by Suu
HERBERT WILL NOT FUCKING OUT DO ME.

HIS IS THIS FRIDAY.

MINE IS AUGUST 22ND, SO I CAN HAVE MORE PEOPLE COME TO IT.

MINE IS GOING TO HAVE CAKE.

AND BOOZE.

WE CAN ARRANGE CRASH SPACE.

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Zyzyx

#1
July 15, 2010, 03:38:59 AM
Can I bring a hotel full of anime nerds? XD

Suu

#2
July 15, 2010, 03:49:46 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 15, 2010, 03:38:59 AM
Can I bring a hotel full of anime nerds? XD

NO.

FUCK NO.

IT'S GOING TO BE THAT ANYWAY.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
July 15, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
Though I consider myself a professional as far as divorce goes, I regretfully can't make it to your divorce party.

Suu

#4
July 15, 2010, 03:56:40 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 15, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
Though I consider myself a professional as far as divorce goes, I regretfully can't make it to your divorce party.

Boo!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

President Television

#5
July 15, 2010, 04:04:39 AM
I'd go, but I live in another country.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#6
July 15, 2010, 04:11:43 AM
Suu, would something delicious be an acceptable replacement for me, if I can wrangle up the cash to send it?

Suu

#7
July 15, 2010, 04:14:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 15, 2010, 04:11:43 AM
Suu, would something delicious be an acceptable replacement for me, if I can wrangle up the cash to send it?

Absolutely!

If not, have the Dok shove you in a flat rate box.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#8
July 15, 2010, 04:16:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 04:14:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 15, 2010, 04:11:43 AM
Suu, would something delicious be an acceptable replacement for me, if I can wrangle up the cash to send it?

Absolutely!

If not, have the Dok shove you in a flat rate box.

ZE JOKES!  ZEY WRITE ZEMSELVES!   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Freeky

#9
July 15, 2010, 04:29:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2010, 04:16:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 04:14:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 15, 2010, 04:11:43 AM
Suu, would something delicious be an acceptable replacement for me, if I can wrangle up the cash to send it?

Absolutely!

If not, have the Dok shove you in a flat rate box.

ZE JOKES!  ZEY WRITE ZEMSELVES!   :lulz:
:? :?

Eater of Clowns

#10
July 15, 2010, 04:30:47 AM
Hmm, I really can't see why not.  I mean, I've had a few beers with pd, I've had a meal with pd, but I've never really gotten drunk with pd.
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Suu

#11
July 15, 2010, 04:31:38 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 15, 2010, 04:30:47 AM
Hmm, I really can't see why not.  I mean, I've had a few beers with pd, I've had a meal with pd, but I've never really gotten drunk with pd.

YES. Have Some!

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#12
July 15, 2010, 04:33:08 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

#13
July 15, 2010, 07:37:26 AM
Oh yes, I will be there.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dysnomia

#14
July 15, 2010, 07:56:50 AM
I clicked attending on facebook, and I will be....in spirit.  Since it's like 500 something to fly out.   :x :argh!:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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