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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Adios, July 13, 2010, 01:24:00 PM

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Adios

July 13, 2010, 01:24:00 PM
Think you have this shit figured out, don't you?

You are up to cruising speed and the road looks and feels like a silk ribbon laid out nice and straight and smooth.

You will see, Oh! Yes.

Just wait until you go over a small hill you can't see and as your tires leave the ribbon you notice a 90 degree turn. Then you just have to take the lumps.

This old man isn't saying to slow down, in fact I am saying speed up. Just be aware you will crash, several times if you are doing it right.

Enjoy the trip. No destination is ever worth ignoring the view out of the windows.

Rumckle

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July 18, 2010, 02:25:56 PM
Bump, because I only just noticed this, and it is awesome.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 18, 2010, 04:31:50 PM
TO THE WALL, CHARLEY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

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July 18, 2010, 04:39:25 PM
What are you on about old man?!
I'm not on your lawn  :argh!:









(j/k)
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