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DEAR SEMI-ANONYMOUS RECTUM WEASEL IN BHUTAN:

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, July 23, 2010, 06:14:57 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

AS SOME PEOPLE IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD strive to bring civilization to the mud huts they live in, clean water and edible food to their children, and a chance for a better tomorrow to the people of their deprived nations, it is comforting to know that a few of you have achieved the long sought-after status of Complete Asshole. Thank you for perching on the very bleeding edge of cultural degeneration by setting up a little farm of servers for the express purpose of making yourself a gigantic pain in the ass to people on the other side of the planet who should have much better things to do than deal with cyber-attacks from the butt-end of the global economy, but who nevertheless cannot leave their chairs for longer than 10 minutes at a time.

It is with sincere regret that I have for so long dismissed your culture as inconsequential. I realize now that you are capable of competing in the global economy with even the most incompetent and malicious of cock gobbling titwanks in terms of your ability to waste my time. Believe me when I tell you, I hope that your server farm is made of shitty 2nd-hand Dell computers, because that way I know you won't be online for long. Also, I hope that if your efforts to penetrate the West's incredibly sophisticated technological systems ever succeed, you are rewarded with nothing but terrible phishing emails, Viagra ads, pictures of naked women who don't exist, and other kinds of useless because thanks to you, that is all we have left. Finally, I hope you die of hepatitis. Fuck you.

PS. Your mother too, if she's still alive. If not, LOL.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Is this about all that weird Yahoo spam hacks?

Sir Squid Diddimus

 :?

please to elaborate?

Also-
QuoteI hope you die of hepatitis. Fuck you.

PS. Your mother too, if she's still alive. If not, LOL.
:lulz:

tyrannosaurus vex

My company and a number of our clients are all under attack from like 15 IP addresses located somewhere in Bhutan. This is nothing new, and the attack is fairly simple to thwart, but the nature of this kind of thing pisses me off, probably because it's so simple. I get to camp out at my desk and monitor Internet traffic, and rewrite the security configuration on 10 different networks every time the originating email address changes. It's like fighting Teh AIDS with a hammer.

If God really was Love, he'd convince Obama to go liberate Bhutan right now.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.