Police to get Lazer Dazer

[Doktor Howl]

I already have an idea or two.

Well, good.  It's high time someone put those young hoodlums in their place.

If we left things to Count, we'd be up to our arses in drug-addled rapists, because HE doesn't want to give the police the tools they desperately NEED, to keep these young barbarians in check.

[Adios]

I just want one to flash at low flying helicopter pilots.

[Doktor Howl]

I just want one to flash at low flying helicopter pilots.

They have a cell with your name ALL OVER IT, terrorist-kisser!

Fuck yeah.

[Jasper]

I already have an idea or two.

Well, good.  It's high time someone put those young hoodlums in their place.

If we left things to Count, we'd be up to our arses in drug-addled rapists, because HE doesn't want to give the police the tools they desperately NEED, to keep these young barbarians in check.

They're at the gates, constant vigilance is the bare minimum.  To keep all the smudgy peoples from raping and killing us all.

We demand it.

[Doktor Howl]

I already have an idea or two.

Well, good.  It's high time someone put those young hoodlums in their place.

If we left things to Count, we'd be up to our arses in drug-addled rapists, because HE doesn't want to give the police the tools they desperately NEED, to keep these young barbarians in check.

They're at the gates, constant vigilance is the bare minimum.  To keep all the smudgy peoples from raping and killing us all.

We demand it.

You, sir, are a fine American, unlike the rest of these hippie agitators.  Why, if I had MY way, the whole lot of them would be packed off to some unfurnished country, where they'd be taught some fucking respect.

[Jasper]

And by respect, we mean 'bastinadoes'.

[Doktor Howl]

And by respect, we mean 'bastinadoes'.

Fuck yeah.  Pliers and blowtorches, that's what cures hippies.

[Jasper]

If that's your concern, you're right.  What we need is rooftop snipers on every roof, so that no-good PCP abusers who want to eat our cars can be put down nice and quiet.

[Adios]

If that's your concern, you're right.  What we need is rooftop snipers on every roof, so that no-good PCP abusers who want to eat our cars can be put down nice and quiet.

Wut?

[Jasper]

[Adios]

If that's your concern, you're right.  What we need is rooftop snipers on every roof, so that no-good PCP abusers who want to eat our cars can be put down nice and quiet.

On a serious note WTF?

[Jasper]

I can't respond seriously, since I was saying it out of absurdity, for the purpose of satire.  Joke over. 

[Triple Zero]

Finally an excuse to wear sunglasses at night.

You don't need one, people have been wearing them at night since the 80s in order to keep track of visions in their eyes.

Seriously, I wouldn't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no.

[Faust]

I want to get a dozen of these and rig them up in a disco ball style distributor that I can put on the street outside my house. If that doesn't get ride of the kids the tesla coil and the claymore mines will surely work.

[Doktor Howl]

If that's your concern, you're right.  What we need is rooftop snipers on every roof, so that no-good PCP abusers who want to eat our cars can be put down nice and quiet.

On a serious note WTF?

Um