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IT'S SHARK WEEK, BITCHES.

Started by Suu, August 01, 2010, 04:15:32 AM

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#30
August 01, 2010, 06:03:29 PM

-Kel-

#31
August 01, 2010, 06:09:33 PM





Dysnomia

#32
August 01, 2010, 09:02:25 PM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

AFK

#33
August 01, 2010, 09:24:28 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#34
August 01, 2010, 09:47:47 PM
me and girlfriend at L'Oceanogràfic in Calatrava's City of the Arts and Sciences in Valencia, Spain:

   
   

(click the links, it's the biggest aquarium in Europe, and the Calatrava architecture is beyond awesome futuristic spaceship alien)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

No u

#35
August 01, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 01, 2010, 04:15:32 AM
POST SOME FUCKING SHARKS!

Well, I don't have any pics of THAT...

           ...how about this?

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Suu

#36
August 01, 2010, 10:31:39 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bruno

#37
August 01, 2010, 10:43:48 PM


RAAAR! I ARE TIGAR SHARK!!!
Formerly something else...

Juana

#38
August 01, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCWT-tBLnD8
^ Jumping sharks at Seal Island in South Africa
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#39
August 02, 2010, 02:11:57 AM
MEGAMOUF



VERSUS

BASKING



VERSUS

WHALE

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#40
August 02, 2010, 05:00:05 AM
Basking sharks freak me out, they look like they swallowed a giant rib-cage.

Also:

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#41
August 02, 2010, 05:20:29 AM
They all say "Moom moom moom moom"

Dysnomia

#42
August 02, 2010, 05:47:09 AM
IMA SHARK SUCK MY DICK is what all those sharks say to me
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Aucoq

#43
August 02, 2010, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 02, 2010, 05:00:05 AM
Basking sharks freak me out, they look like they swallowed a giant rib-cage.

You're looking at the glass as half empty.  Think of it like this.  If you ever find yourself being eaten by one, you'll have a ladder there to help you climb out of its mouth.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

-Kel-

#44
August 02, 2010, 09:13:19 PM
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