ITT: I am drunk! Ask me specific questions!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why are you posting as an alt?

You stupid, boy?

Ah, sorry, I answered your question with a question...

Uh, the answer is just to confuse and infuriate you...

...even though I'm not posting as an alt.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Anal?

Also, why do I keep seeing ad's for a "pretty goddess" message board in the ad's section of the forum?

No, there's poop in there.

I have no control over what ads show up but I would guess it's part of the Project Wonderful thing Faust has allowed to have hosted here to try and cut down on the costs of hosting this place.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

On a more serious note: Moon Unit Zappa- Would you hit it?

No, I am in a committed relationship and am only allowed to hit one thing unless there are special circumstances. That said, I might tag team it.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Tell me your whereabouts on August 13th 2009 AD, between the times of 09:27 and 13:47 EST, including the types and quality of any sandwiches consumed during the period.

I was in the Appalachian mountains and I believe I was enjoying a turkey sub on wheat with extra spinach at 13:47. I would say that the sandwich was of above average quality and I was surprised that we were able to get sandwich fixings so easily. At 09:27 I was having an MRE. It was of average quality.

[Dysnomia]

TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason

Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.

next question: Who's been pissing in your cereal lately?

[Triple Zero]

Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?

The lice died on contact.

LIES

[AFK]

Perhaps the lice lied in lye and thus died

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason

Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.

next question: Who's been pissing in your cereal lately?

I have, don't judge me. I'm saving water.

[Dysnomia]

Milk, Milk Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made???? 

[Triple Zero]

Milk, Milk Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made???? 

or, as they say in Switzerland,

Rivella, Rivella, around the corner chocolate is made.