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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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East Coast Hustle

August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lies

#1
August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#2
August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

Lies

#3
August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#4
August 02, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.

That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.

Dysnomia

#5
August 02, 2010, 07:44:39 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.

That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.

uh, this.

Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nast

#6
August 02, 2010, 07:46:38 AM
Giardia, eh?

Don't have too much fun!

(But I do hope you're okay)
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

East Coast Hustle

#7
August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#8
August 02, 2010, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.

:lulz:

Don Coyote

#9
August 02, 2010, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.

I am both disturbed and intrigued.

Is that with or against a breeze?

Suu

#10
August 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
August 02, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
D-D-D-diahrrockets!!

East Coast Hustle

#12
August 02, 2010, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?

I'm actually worried about it compromising the pressurized cabin on the airplane.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

eighteen buddha strike

#13
August 03, 2010, 06:55:16 PM
So ECH now has weaponized feces?

I accidentally some lakewater a couple days ago as well, we shall see.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
August 03, 2010, 07:31:59 PM
Ooooh I remember when my friend Michael had Giardia!

Wow.

Um, good luck with that?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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