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I'm uneasy... apprehensive... scared, a bit

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, August 03, 2010, 12:11:40 AM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

So, I had a dream last night that I was working for a super secret organization, and I was given an encrypted file by a guy named Stiletto to hack into.

In the dream, I start thinking about how to decrypt it for a bit, and then I suddenly think "Houdini..." and try opening the file without a password. BING! It works. The "encrypted" was a ruse. Once a decryption tool was used on it, the file would have locked up, but because I tried opening it without any password or anything, it works.

This morning, on another of the message boards I visit, someone posts a link to the WikiLeaks deal. WikiLeaks, it appears, has uploaded what they call "an insurance" file onto the interwebs and have torrented the shit out of it. The guy who posted it? His handle is "SkiNNy_knife."

I was seriously considering giving it a try. I mean aes256 is not the type of encryption that'll be ripped into with brute force or an Atari portfolio... but seriously? The NSA has to have something that'll tear into it, no problem. It's gotta be either a ruse... or something they know the goons wouldn't even try.

I'm thinking about downloading it but I'm <subject line>
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Cain

Interesting coincidence.

Yeah, I've read about the Wikileaks insurance file as well.  On the one hand, I really want to see what's in it, but on the other, I'm not sure I want to remove a potentially useful weapon from the organization.  Assange himself was a hacker though, back in the day, so I'm sure whatever the password may be, it's going to be difficult to guess.

Cuddlefish

wHeN I geT sCaReD, I CHAngE mY sHapE. DO It! IT's fuNNy!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Lies

lol wild story man. Assange is a fucking god.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

According to the conspiracy sites, Assange is a disinfo agent.  You know why?  He thinks the 9/11 conspiracy theories are bullshit.

:lulz:

I mean, don't get me wrong, he may be (though I lean towards "is not" for now).  But not being a Truther doesn't automatically make one a CIA employee now, does it?

I_Kicked_Kennedy

Or... could it be a very well encrypted copy of the New York City phone book, 1980-1999?

See Empty Fort Strategy
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Lies

Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2010, 03:02:35 AM
According to the conspiracy sites, Assange is a disinfo agent.  You know why?  He thinks the 9/11 conspiracy theories are bullshit.

:lulz:

I mean, don't get me wrong, he may be (though I lean towards "is not" for now).  But not being a Truther doesn't automatically make one a CIA employee now, does it?

Which ones? Info wars?
:lulz: :lulz:

The more I learn about Assange, the more I like him.
This guy is my fucking hero.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 03, 2010, 03:10:07 AM
Or... could it be a very well encrypted copy of the New York City phone book, 1980-1999?

See Empty Fort Strategy

Yeah, could be.  Also, I haven't clicked the link, but I'm guessing that's a reference to Zhuge Liang? 


Quote from: Lysergic on August 03, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2010, 03:02:35 AM
According to the conspiracy sites, Assange is a disinfo agent.  You know why?  He thinks the 9/11 conspiracy theories are bullshit.

:lulz:

I mean, don't get me wrong, he may be (though I lean towards "is not" for now).  But not being a Truther doesn't automatically make one a CIA employee now, does it?

Which ones? Info wars?
:lulz: :lulz:

The more I learn about Assange, the more I like him.
This guy is my fucking hero.

Infowars, Cryptogon, most posters on Above Top Secret etc

Adios