Moral lessons I learnt from Hollywood

[Cain]

1.  Letting 99.9% of the world population die in a tragedy you knew was coming but chose not to tell them about is OK, so long as you feel really bad about it after the fact and let some token Tibetans on board (2012)

2.  Killing is always bad and a tragedy, except when you have a mystical connection to nature, in which case your hypocrisy is excused because fuck designated villains, they don't count (Avatar).

3.  Letting animals not native to an ecosystem run amok is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged when people try to capture and transport them (Jurassic Park II)

4.  Destroying a business that employs hundreds of people is perfectly acceptable because you have personal issues with the owner (Oceans 11)

More to come later

[Doktor Howl]

Utter incoherency in the story of your life and really bad clothing decisions are unimportant if the world slows down when you fight (Matrix, stolen from The Six Million Dollar Man).

[DiscoUkulele]

1.  Letting 99.9% of the world population die in a tragedy you knew was coming but chose not to tell them about is OK, so long as you feel really bad about it after the fact and let some token Tibetans on board (2012)

2.  Killing is always bad and a tragedy, except when you have a mystical connection to nature, in which case your hypocrisy is excused because fuck designated villains, they don't count (Avatar).

3.  Letting animals not native to an ecosystem run amok is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged when people try to capture and transport them (Jurassic Park II)

4.  Destroying a business that employs hundreds of people is perfectly acceptable because you have personal issues with the owner (Oceans 11)

More to come later

* He'll love you if you ditch your morals and become a slut. (Grease)

* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)

* 50 bucks a pop. You take them into the back. Touch and go. They touch, they go. You can touch them but they can't touch you. Now, if they cum it's okay. If they take it out and cum all over you, call a bouncer. Unless he gives you a big tip. If he gives you a big tip, then it's okay! If you wanna last longer than a week, you'll give me a blow job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow. (Showgirls)

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)

Damn.

[DiscoUkulele]

You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)

Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)

Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?

Or, you know, like, use your imagination?

[Cain]

5.  Violently resisting arrest to the point of mass murder is perfectly alright, even when you're guilty (Kingdom of Heaven)

6.  When you are a policeman and someone comes at you with a gun, shouting "die pig!" you are meant to meekly give in, just in case the gun isn't loaded.  Shooting them is evil. (Over the Edge)

7.  Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)

[Placid Dingo]

7.  Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)

To be fair, he also ran around trying to kill everyone.

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)

Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?

Or, you know, like, use your imagination?

In regards to the first... there was ASCII porn, but the whole issue was if TCP Winsock wasn't working. Trumpet Winsock was the dialup, so when it didn't work, no internets.

Regarding the "use your imagination," I'd direct you to a previous thread I started called "Weird Porn."

That is all.

[hooplala]

* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)

Have you ever met any children?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

* 50 bucks a pop. You take them into the back. Touch and go. They touch, they go. You can touch them but they can't touch you. Now, if they cum it's okay. If they take it out and cum all over you, call a bouncer. Unless he gives you a big tip. If he gives you a big tip, then it's okay! If you wanna last longer than a week, you'll give me a blow job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow. (Showgirls)

According to my friend that's spent most of his working life in those kind of clubs... thats how many of them are run...

He's a manager now and has to fire at least one girl a week for breaking the rules and... wow do they sometimes break the rules 

[Cain]

* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)

Have you ever met any children?

This.  After yelling at the top of my voice for the 10th time that day to get out of the way of the car coming directly at the children down the road, the thought becomes appealing, especially if I'm not legally liable.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Doesn't most of it come down too.....

"Show me the money" - Jerry Maguire

[Thurnez Isa]

9. You should love and accept people for who they are,

because that will turn them into a hot dude and you into a pretty princess
- (Like Every Disney Ever made)