Moral lessons I learnt from Hollywood

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)

Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.

[Kurt Christ]

Don't have premarital sex. Also, don't be black. (horror movies, especially of the slasher flick sub-genre)

[Freeky]

7.  Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)

To be fair, he also ran around trying to kill everyone.

No, that was the son, which obviously means that he is just as evil and communist as his father was, so his murder was justified.


People who need blood transfusions are crazed psychopaths who will eventually just want to ikill you, so you should just not help them out. (Star Trek Nemesis)

[Freeky]

Also, acid trips will give you the self confidence to break a rigid patriarchal social system or whatever. (Alice in Wonderland)

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)

Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.

Requiem for a Dream

[Juana]

14. An honest cop will be hated and punished by everyone in his precinct except for his boss - maybe (American Gangster)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)

Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.

Requiem for a Dream

Putting on list of movies to watch.

[Rumckle]

14. An honest cop will be hated and punished by everyone in his precinct except for his boss - maybe (American Gangster)

15. A cop who frames people, and is whacked out on coke, will get promoted to Captain (Bad Lieutenant)

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If you knock up a woman whose family eats mutated chickens you'll go home to the industrial district to dream about an embryo squishing singer with cheek tumors. And your baby will look like a horse fetus. (Eraserhead)

[Cramulus]

You shouldn't give a shit unless it will get you laid (Biodome)


You never know what's going to happen in a dance-off (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)

[Cramulus]

If you ever go back in time, you're going to need a haircut (Bambi)

[The Johnny]

If you knock up a woman whose family eats mutated chickens you'll go home to the industrial district to dream about an embryo squishing singer with cheek tumors. And your baby will look like a horse fetus. (Eraserhead)

[The Johnny]

That water has feelings, can hear us and that it's QUaNtuMZ.

(-What the Bleep Do We Know!?)

[Cramulus]

The universe is random, impartial, and cruel. (Jumanji)


Wiccans are untrustworthy, and can change into giant snakes (Alladin)