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Started by Doktor Howl, August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM

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Cuddlefish

#15
August 05, 2010, 03:18:37 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on August 05, 2010, 03:14:16 AM
Man, that website is insane.  "Explain to your wife that the reason you're spanking her is because you love her.  If her screaming or crying bothers you just remember you're doing it for her own good."  :lol:

If screaming or crying bothers you, what are you doing with a woman in the first place? Zing!

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Dysnomia

#16
August 05, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
I've been a bad bad girl.  :wink:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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BabylonHoruv

#17
August 05, 2010, 04:55:01 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 05, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
I've been a bad bad girl.  :wink:

And Jesus wants me to punish you.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Dysnomia

#18
August 05, 2010, 05:21:36 AM
BY THE POWER OF CHRIST!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cuddlefish

#19
August 05, 2010, 07:12:30 AM
The powah of christ compels you to BACK THAT AZZ UP!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cramulus

#20
August 05, 2010, 01:31:42 PM
"MASTER?" NO -- YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS "MESSIAH"

Richter

#21
August 05, 2010, 03:32:24 PM
I need to start a rock band called "Godspank" now.  Every five lines in the lyrics will be the Italian lead singer scremaing or saying "go away"
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cuddlefish

#22
August 05, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 05, 2010, 03:32:24 PM
I need to start a rock band called "Godspank" now.

:lulz: :lulz:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Thurnez Isa

#23
August 05, 2010, 06:19:04 PM
This Porn was highly disappointing. I was hoping to see my former elementary school nuns just giving me the strap over and over and over.... sooooo hard... oh ya.... ohhhhaf ..f aifj aklj af adjs...af  ajfkfad

ahhh....
:eek:
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Dysnomia

#24
August 06, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
GODDAMNIT

I need to laid in the worst way...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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BabylonHoruv

#25
August 06, 2010, 05:38:47 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 06, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
GODDAMNIT

I need to laid in the worst way...

You are an attractive woman, I can't imagine that is too much of a challenge for you.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Dysnomia

#26
August 06, 2010, 05:50:13 AM
Not if I put my mind to it.  However I have issues with sex.  And the people I have it with.  So it's really harder than it would seem, but that's my own damn fault really.   :lol:



Now a good cuddle whore would be nice.  :3
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#27
August 06, 2010, 05:51:05 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 06, 2010, 05:50:13 AM
Not if I put my mind to it.  However I have issues with sex.  And the people I have it with.  So it's really harder than it would seem, but that's my own damn fault really.   :lol:



Now a good cuddle whore would be nice.  :3

Sex starved and picky.   

The 21st century in 4 words.  :lulz:
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Dysnomia

#28
August 06, 2010, 06:45:54 AM
fuck yes.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.
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