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Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers

Started by Triple Zero, August 05, 2010, 06:30:24 PM

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Triple Zero

August 05, 2010, 06:30:24 PM
via StMae on #discord, who is currently at work so she couldn't post this on PD, and therefore had to relay this dead wrestling midgets and hookers incident via the more acceptable method of IRC chat:

(2010-08-05 19:17:13) StMae: OMG best headline everrrr http://www.metro.co.uk/news/696603-wrestling-midgets-killed-by-fake-hookers

Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes. [...]
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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August 05, 2010, 09:51:47 PM

Where else? Other than Russia.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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