Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.

[BabylonHoruv]

For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

Start and finish are very different.  I'm 32, it started to become noticable that my hair was thinning at 30, but I still have a full head of hair (well, when it isn't all shaved off like now)

[BabylonHoruv]

Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 

Slowed down for me at 25

[NotPublished]

Maybe if you started sleeping in vinegar you wouldn't have to worry about turning 30! 

(also happy birthday)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Sex becomes a thing of nightmares.  I believe I posted a podcast on this very subject.

Uh oh... I'll have to listen and heed the warning.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Happy birthday, Twid!  


If you haven't perfected pulling a cranky/bemused face yet, you've still got one year left to get it down pat.  You're going to need it (it's a lawn thing).

Thanks Rhiz! I am probably going to have to work on that- I'll make use of a mirror

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?

Seems like a fair trade off.

Thanks BB, btw, and everyone else for the happy birthdays!
Round 2 is tonight, with shooting pool