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Started by Freeky, August 06, 2010, 07:20:10 AM

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Freeky

I don't wanna look for pics of the spider basatrd, because it's too late and I'm trying to sleep, but we found a spider in the house today. it had a bulbous body, was brown, no hair, and if you took your thumbnail and wrapped it into a globe you'd have about the size of the body. I don't remember leg length. What was it, do you think?

Lies

No offense, but, that pretty much describes... a lot of spiders.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

OMG IT WAS A BROWN/BLACK HOUSE KILLER CORNER SNEAKY SPIDER!!
THEY WILL EAT YOUR INTRUDER BUGS AND BITE YOUR TOES UNDER THE COUNTER!!!


(no clue)

Triple Zero

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 06, 2010, 07:31:30 AM
OMG IT WAS A BROWN/BLACK HOUSE KILLER CORNER SNEAKY SPIDER!!
THEY WILL EAT YOUR INTRUDER BUGS AND BITE YOUR TOES UNDER THE COUNTER!!!

... or it could have been the Dutch version, which looks about the same but just sits there and eats cheese.



was it eating cheese? sometimes the brown/black house killer corner sneaky spider uses that as a decoy to pretend it is in fact a brown/black house cheese-eating Dutch spider, in order to get your guard down and bite your toes under the counter when you don't expect it.

that's how they got the "sneaky" part of the name.


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hahahahaha genius!
should PD write/draw/WOMP a bestiary?
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HEBBO GAISE! IMA EAT YOUR CHEESE OK? SQUEEEEEEEEEK!
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AFK

It's a brown hairless bulbous spider.  Or a baby tarantula.  Not sure. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Kai

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:20:10 AM
I don't wanna look for pics of the spider basatrd, because it's too late and I'm trying to sleep, but we found a spider in the house today. it had a bulbous body, was brown, no hair, and if you took your thumbnail and wrapped it into a globe you'd have about the size of the body. I don't remember leg length. What was it, do you think?


It's probably in the spider category known as "harmless".
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Freeky

Quote from: Kai on August 06, 2010, 04:08:58 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:20:10 AM
I don't wanna look for pics of the spider basatrd, because it's too late and I'm trying to sleep, but we found a spider in the house today. it had a bulbous body, was brown, no hair, and if you took your thumbnail and wrapped it into a globe you'd have about the size of the body. I don't remember leg length. What was it, do you think?


It's probably in the spider category known as "harmless".

I hope so.

Stelpa

Usually the smallish spiders are poisons. I learned that from the Animal Planet!

Kai

Quote from: nekk on August 06, 2010, 05:24:23 PM
Usually the smallish spiders are poisons. I learned that from the Animal Planet!

All spiders have venom. Few spiders have venom strong enough to hurt a human much more than a bee sting, and even fewer of those regularly come into contact with humans. There are really only a small number of spider species in the US (<10) that fall in those categories, and of them, only two, the Black Widow (very conspicuous) and the Brown Recluse (very secretive and unagressive) are dangerous.

The rest either don't come into contact with humans, run away from humans, or bite and do no worse than a mild reaction to a bee sting.

So no, I wouldn't worry about it, Freeky.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Freeky

Thanks Kai, you've set my mind at ese, or at least as much as can be done with spiders running around. Not their fault, but I am scared of those little buggers.

Sir Squid Diddimus

But they are corner kittens.
They live in corners, and sit there all fuzzy, eatin bugs.

awe

'cept they're sneaky. and they'll bite your toes under the counter.

AFK

The girl's dormitory at the college I went to had some issues with brown recluse spiders.  Those things give some really nasty bites. 
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