THE GREAT PD EXPRESSION-OFF

[Eater of Clowns]

Get your fucking model on watermelon fuckers, this is the Great PD Expression-Off.  See a spagbook photo with one bitchin grimace?  Submit that shit.  Think your grimace can beat it?  Submit that shit.

I start you off with an expression inspired by Dok's Mustache thread:  THE LEGENDARY LEER.




Sweet sockfucking christholes that's a leer.  I humbly submit my response in the form of drunken leer:



That leer's so powerful it pixelized the faces of my close friends.  Their faces are like that now, permanently, and they forgive me because of the glory of that expression.  If you see a pixelface around, they are beautiful people you should be less hostile to than normal.

CAN YOU OUTLEER THAT?  Show it.  Does your pooping face top the leer?  SHOW IT.  The gauntlet, I lost it, it's thrown down so low it's in the fucking mantle.

[Freeky]

This is a Freeky trying to leer. Did it work?



This is also a "I'MA PUT THE RAEP TO YOU BOYO" face.

[Doktor Howl]

This is a Freeky trying to leer. Did it work?

Yes.  My pance exploded.

Please to come by with the meathammer and fix my skull.

[Freeky]

I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.

I can fix that.

Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system.  muhaha

[Freeky]

I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.

I can fix that.

Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system.  muhaha

Um.

[Thurnez Isa]

Does the "I'm Going to Throw Up Cause I'm Sick As Shit" Leer count?

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.

I can fix that.

Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system.  muhaha

Um.

Yes, folks, the Dok can shoot streams of testosterone and pheremones through the very pores of his skin, which seem to have an effect on certain women.  That, combined with my plug ugly visage, creates a disconnect which causes said women to short out a mental fuse or three.

It makes their hair all frizzy and wafts of vapor come off the tops of their heads.  Very amusing.

[Cuddlefish]

Ok. I think I can compete in this.

[Doktor Howl]

Ok. I think I can compete in this.

You look like a hit man from that one mobster show.  One that's about to get popped and tossed in a ditch.

[Cuddlefish]

Ok. I think I can compete in this.

You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show.  One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.

fix'd?

[Doktor Howl]

Ok. I think I can compete in this.

You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show.  One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.

fix'd?

No, you totally look like a mook.

[Cuddlefish]

Ok. I think I can compete in this.

You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show.  One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.

fix'd?

No, you totally look like a mook.

[Eater of Clowns]

LEER YOU MAD BASTARDS, LEER!

This leering ought to sex up PD so much we all grow a second set of genitalia and fuck ourselves into oblivion.  We've had four pants-removing faces weigh in.  Who the fuck else?

[Salty]

Oh yeah? Watch this shit.