Confession Time, (Or diggin' the dirt)

[Thurnez Isa]

To my defense I chock it up to routines I never shock since the 80's

[Nephew Twiddleton]

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

"Errr... oopss.... what the fuck is going on with all these Irish? Should we change poor to Protestant? Oh fuck it's too late. They're everywhere. Hey, 'No Irish need apply!' Fuck, how did they start running everything? Seriously guys we didn't mean it!"

Circa 2010:
"Kid, wats wit all these fackin immigrints comin up heah?"
"Shit dood, thair OK"
"Whatevah... I'm jus sayin, this is fackin little Dublin, Bahstin Mass!"
"Yeah, fackin Red Sahx, kid! Fackin Celtics!"
"Dood fackin keggah dood!"


Yeah. Come around these parts and see how many people, of this Puritan colony, willingly admit to English blood.

[Eartha-ly Delights]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

[BadBeast]

I confess that I actually watch wrestling

and complain for hours about it to myself afterwords

Penance? To complain for hours about it to yourself afterwards. I see it is all in hand. 

[BadBeast]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Confession:

This is going to be me in 10 years.

[Eartha-ly Delights]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

[BadBeast]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

[BadBeast]

Confession:

This is going to be me in 10 years.

Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

BB- No response to Boston repeatedly ridding you of your Puritan/Irish/other garbage?

For shame....

Twid,
Part of that trash heap

[Cain]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

[Adios]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Confession:

This is going to be me in 10 years.

Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.

Confession:

I don't know where this predictions thread is located.

[BadBeast]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

That's been said before. We are old friends.

[BadBeast]

Confession:

This is going to be me in 10 years.

Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.

Confession:

I don't know where this predictions thread is located.

Confession. I  don't know either.