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Notes for people wishing to visit Tucson™.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 11, 2010, 04:37:54 PM

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Jasper

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August 15, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Ohh.  I've been through the grapevine.

I didn't spend long.

tyrannosaurus vex

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August 15, 2010, 06:21:36 AM
Being a former resident of the Plant of Tucson myself, I feel it is my responsibility to inform you all of one useful tip that the good Doktor neglected to include:

There is no need to waste money on expensive sunblock during the summer. Simply covering yourself with bacon grease and lying on a sidewalk will protect you from the sun.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nast

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August 15, 2010, 07:13:09 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 15, 2010, 06:21:36 AM
Being a former resident of the Plant of Tucson myself, I feel it is my responsibility to inform you all of one useful tip that the good Doktor neglected to include:

There is no need to waste money on expensive sunblock during the summer. Simply covering yourself with bacon grease and lying on a sidewalk will protect you from the sun.

And then there's the benefit that  your leathery old hide can be used to reupholster sofas!
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