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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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today I learned, in church, that...

Started by Dysnomia, August 22, 2010, 09:34:44 PM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
LOGIC IS THE WORK OF SATAN RICHTER!   :argh!:

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:39:47 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
SEKRIT HOMOSEXICLEZ

That sounds like a Greek Demigod. Homosexicles, son of Zeus and Ganymede. Oh what adventures he has.

or a gay sex Popsicle.   :fap:

Or the Greek Demigod of GAY SEX POPSICLES!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 09:32:33 PM
NOW THAT'S A GOD I CAN GET BEHIND


:fap:

Well sure. If he gets behind you, you're going to feel something very cold.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS


Freeky

OKAY YOU FUCKERS. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP! AS GODDESS OF BEND YUOR SPACE/TIME HRONY, IT IS MY DUTY AND MY PRIVELEGE TO FUCKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I FRUSTRATED ANYTHING!

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS