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Started by Dysnomia, August 22, 2010, 09:34:44 PM

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Eater of Clowns

#15
August 23, 2010, 10:15:15 PM
So with two serious relationships with women who either had or developed cancer over the course of it, then recovered after it was over, does that make me an instrument of god?
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#16
August 24, 2010, 04:26:36 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2010, 10:15:15 PM
So with two serious relationships with women who either had or developed cancer over the course of it, then recovered after it was over, does that make me an instrument of god?

No, it makes you radioactive. Use a lead condom next time.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
August 24, 2010, 05:59:25 AM
In Christianity, bad shit happens to you because he LOVES YOU bitch, and don't make him do it again.  :argh!:
In Discordianism, bad shit happens to you because Eris is crazy and you're the butt of her joke.  :lulz:

Item number one is more like item number two, but item number two is more honest about it.

From a theistic perspective of course.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Requia ☣

#18
August 24, 2010, 06:58:17 AM
They avoided the whole 'why did this happen' question entirely and just focused on the 'she's with god now' thing.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Dysnomia

#19
August 24, 2010, 08:39:30 AM
HUMAN:  OH FUCK!  AIDS!



GOD:  I MADED U A PREZANT, CUZ I LUV U! <3
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Prince Glittersnatch III

#20
August 24, 2010, 09:38:13 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 24, 2010, 08:39:30 AM
HUMAN:  OH FUCK!  AIDS!



GOD:  I MADED U A PREZANT, CUZ I LUV U! <3

God didnt make AIDS because he loves us. He made every other disease because he loves us, AIDS was made to punish you for being gay.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Requia ☣

#21
August 24, 2010, 09:49:54 AM
Which is why 90 something percent of the people who have it are straight :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Rumckle

#22
August 24, 2010, 09:56:02 AM
So they say.

They can try to fool me, but you can't fool God.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dysnomia

#23
August 25, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
SEKRIT HOMOSEXICLEZ
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
August 25, 2010, 04:39:47 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
SEKRIT HOMOSEXICLEZ

That sounds like a Greek Demigod. Homosexicles, son of Zeus and Ganymede. Oh what adventures he has.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#25
August 25, 2010, 06:02:15 AM
HA!


Homosexicles.

Nephew Twiddleton

#26
August 25, 2010, 06:03:38 AM
It begs a parable or two, doesn't it?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#27
August 25, 2010, 12:13:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 23, 2010, 03:36:45 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 23, 2010, 03:35:44 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 23, 2010, 12:27:42 AM
This does not give me good hope for the special mass being held for my cousin tomorrow  :|

JESUS LOVES YOU



:horrormirth:

AND TO PROVE IT HE WILL GIVE YOU BUTTSECKS

that's how my priest justified it.

Richter

#28
August 25, 2010, 01:00:19 PM
Misatribution on some of this.  God didn't give me nightmares about bedbugs and a calf cramp at 3am.  It was my low intake of water and potassium, and the fact that my subconscious is an asshole.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Dysnomia

#29
August 25, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
LOGIC IS THE WORK OF SATAN RICHTER!   :argh!:

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:39:47 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
SEKRIT HOMOSEXICLEZ

That sounds like a Greek Demigod. Homosexicles, son of Zeus and Ganymede. Oh what adventures he has.

or a gay sex Popsicle.   :fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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