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Started by Doktor Howl, August 13, 2010, 10:39:04 PM

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LordOfganza

I'm really new here, but for what I've already seen, I've learned too to love the Dok.....or at least fear him  :)
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"So?'
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<Yes, same signature after 4 years. What can I say, I'm traditional>

Suu

This thread bothers me. Greatly.
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Prince Glittersnatch III

I for one personally hate every last one of you with the intensity of a thousand suns.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Adios

I do not fear you Dok, I love you.

Jasper

Quote from: Kingderp on August 14, 2010, 04:26:27 AM
I for one personally hate every last one of you with the intensity of a thousand suns.


How do you go about doing that?

Telarus

You have to hate everyone on the planet at once.  :wink:


You get dangerously close to Samadhi that way, but you kink up your chi flow.  :evil:
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Cuddlefish

 :oops: Aww, thanks Dok. I love me too  :wink:






Oh, yeah, and you. And some of you other guys, whoever the hell you really are...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

President Television

I, for one, am bracing myself.

But in the meantime <3 {{{Dok}}}
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Aucoq

Awww, I love you guys!  At the end of the day I'd like to think that I have a little bit of you guys in my heart... And hopefully there's a little golden cock in you.  :D
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Sir Squid Diddimus

Why am I scared?
What the fuck is going on in this thread??

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 07:23:14 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 14, 2010, 04:26:27 AM
I for one personally hate every last one of you with the intensity of a thousand suns.


How do you go about doing that?

In the most narcissistic and pretentious way possible.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Elder Iptuous

ohai guys!
is this the end of the line for hugs from Dok?
:)

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Iptuous on August 14, 2010, 11:41:33 PM
ohai guys!
is this the end of the line for hugs from Dok?
:)

No its the front of the line for castrations.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nast

Quote from: Kingderp on August 14, 2010, 11:45:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 14, 2010, 11:41:33 PM
ohai guys!
is this the end of the line for hugs from Dok?
:)

No its the front of the line for castrations.


Same thing.

It's quite the tight squeeze.
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Payne

I heard that Dok Howl once loved the whole board at POEE, and gave them hugs. Look what happened there!