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the last yatto

August 15, 2010, 08:12:48 PM
Previous thread was 136 pages... so


What makes me happy is the thought of
Ronald Regan shooting Abe Lincoln
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Ruby

#1
August 15, 2010, 09:30:09 PM
Bein' amungst you fine, well-mannered individuals so full of, um, compassionate love and affection. ;D
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

the last yatto

#2
August 15, 2010, 09:35:47 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Juana

#3
August 15, 2010, 11:41:55 PM
Puppy cuddling.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cosine 5

#4
August 16, 2010, 01:34:20 AM
Discovering somebody with ultra-soft hair.
And being allowed to, er, feel it.
:D
not quite there yet.

Jasper

#5
August 16, 2010, 10:34:55 AM
Thinking about ways to set my friend on fire non-fatally, since I said I would.  He stepped, but I like him too much to kill him.  However, being punched to death by a human torch would be an awesome way to go...

Payne

#6
August 16, 2010, 10:38:21 AM
That RWHN was right in the first thread to post this:

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 23, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
I'll start.

Hot, loving wife.
Crazy, creatively chaotic kid.
A job that allows me intellectual pursuits.
Spring is here, summer comes soon, and I'm having me a pepper garden this year.
Noseflutes and kazoos.

Go!

ETA:  This horse is already far, far from the stable but this really wasn't meant to be another "what are you listening to" or "what are you eating" thread?  "Right Now" was meant generally, at this point in your life.  Kind of a chance to take a survey of where you are at this point in your life and to inventory the bits that are making you happy.  Anyway, just wanted to add that caveat. 

He's a prophet folks.

Cain

#7
August 16, 2010, 10:42:42 AM
This thread will be another what are you listening to/eating/shitting/fucking with a sharp stick in the eyesocket/open bar thread within roughly....3 pages.  I guarantee it.

Payne

#8
August 16, 2010, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 16, 2010, 10:42:42 AM
This thread will be another what are you listening to/eating/shitting/fucking with a sharp stick in the eyesocket/open bar thread within roughly....3 pages.  I guarantee it.

The beatings fluff will continue until..... (I dunno, something or other) improves!

Jasper

#9
August 16, 2010, 10:45:11 AM
Oh.

Damn, I don't think I ever read that.  Nice.

REVISION:

Free use of a Saab 9-3, my expanding book collection, the anticipation of nasty weather, and the fact that my social circles in various towns miss me and wish I would come back, after all this time.  

Ruby

#10
August 16, 2010, 11:54:20 AM
I love this!

Quote: Hot, loving wife.Crazy, creatively chaotic kid.A job that allows me intellectual pursuits.Spring is here, summer comes soon, and I'm having me a pepper garden this year.Noseflutes and kazoos.

For me, though, being more hetero than not, it would have to be:

A cute, fun loving, half whacked hubby (with strong, long, thick fingers ;D), more than a couple of superhero, fun-loving kids, a job that is more of a career and pays better than hubby makes ;D, summer is here, fall's yet to cum, pumpkin pie and spice cake saddled with a glass of rum!

Now, was that my wish list, or what currently makes me happy? Haha jk.
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

AFK

#11
August 16, 2010, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 16, 2010, 10:38:21 AM
That RWHN was right in the first thread to post this:

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 23, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
I'll start.

Hot, loving wife.
Crazy, creatively chaotic kid.
A job that allows me intellectual pursuits.
Spring is here, summer comes soon, and I'm having me a pepper garden this year.
Noseflutes and kazoos.

Go!

ETA:  This horse is already far, far from the stable but this really wasn't meant to be another "what are you listening to" or "what are you eating" thread?  "Right Now" was meant generally, at this point in your life.  Kind of a chance to take a survey of where you are at this point in your life and to inventory the bits that are making you happy.  Anyway, just wanted to add that caveat. 

He's a prophet folks.

I'm a prophet working for a non-profit.  So I'm literally a non-profit prophet. 
Speaking of, anyone want to lend me $20?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#12
August 16, 2010, 02:09:26 PM
Quote from: Ruby on August 16, 2010, 11:54:20 AM
A cute, fun loving, half whacked hubby (with strong, long, thick fingers ;D), more than a couple of superhero, fun-loving kids, a job that is more of a career and pays better than hubby makes ;D, summer is here, fall's yet to cum, pumpkin pie and spice cake saddled with a glass of rum!


:popcorn:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Apikoros II

#13
August 16, 2010, 02:47:03 PM
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

Don Coyote

#14
August 16, 2010, 03:18:17 PM
Pie.
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