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Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.

Started by East Coast Hustle, August 16, 2010, 01:42:11 PM

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East Coast Hustle

August 16, 2010, 01:42:11 PM
Srsly, do never attempt to deep-fry anything while taking 20-degree rolls. Makes frying bacon while naked look like a vacation on the Riviera.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

#1
August 16, 2010, 02:07:20 PM
Sounds like a bad idea, indeed. I hope no too serious burns were suffered?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Elder Iptuous

#2
August 16, 2010, 02:09:49 PM
what does it mean to be taking 20-degree rolls?
:?

East Coast Hustle

#3
August 16, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
it means I'm on a ship which was rolling (side to side) 20 degrees on its axis to either side. It was also pitching (bow to stern) quite a bit but the way the galley is set up it's the rolls that cause more problems.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Pæs

#4
August 16, 2010, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 02:09:49 PM
what does it mean to be taking 20-degree rolls?
:?


These motherfuckers at 20°C.
You can decide for yourself what 'taking' means.

Elder Iptuous

#5
August 16, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
aaaahh...
i had forgotten that you had set to sea.
it all gels now.
:)

vent your frustration by serving nothing but piping hot bowls of soup.

East Coast Hustle

#6
August 16, 2010, 03:48:36 PM
ooh, good call! I'm actually planning to go free-diving for conch once we get to Andros, perhaps I'll wait until we're headed back to Virginia to make conch chowder out of it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Elder Iptuous

#7
August 16, 2010, 03:50:58 PM
oooh nice!
i haven't had conch chowder in years.  it was delicious from my recollection.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#8
August 16, 2010, 04:38:34 PM
mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm conch fritters....  OH WAIT!! No frying.  That's ok....

mmmmm conch chowder....


I'm hungry now.

ECH, I hope you recover quickly.  Burns are a terrible thing. 

Payne

#9
August 16, 2010, 04:51:54 PM
I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

Don Coyote

#10
August 16, 2010, 04:52:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 16, 2010, 04:51:54 PM
I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

So he causes cancer?

Payne

#11
August 16, 2010, 04:55:01 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 16, 2010, 04:52:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 16, 2010, 04:51:54 PM
I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

So he causes cancer?

Projectile cancer. And ocular herpes.

East Coast Hustle

#12
August 16, 2010, 06:23:43 PM
and sometimes I combine the two and cause projectile herpes.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#13
August 16, 2010, 06:25:03 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 16, 2010, 04:38:34 PM
ECH, I hope you recover quickly.  Burns are a terrible thing. 


lucky for me the only things that got more than a spattering were my hands, which are impervious to heat. Well, they're fairly well burned but the nerve endings have been dead for years now so it doesn't bother me at all.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#14
August 16, 2010, 07:56:15 PM
Damn man. Don't get infected.
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