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zucchini egg dish
« on: August 17, 2010, 09:07:34 pm »
This is what I made for the back-to-school brunch/staff meeting today. 


First off you need to have your mother use up the zucchini you needed for the recipe, so you must buy more. 

Once back from the store you must pour yourself a big glass of wine (your choice, I went with a white zinfandel since the merlot we had was shit), and commence drinking. 

Next, pull out a big bowl, and crack 12 eggs into it. 

Whisk in some milk/cream (I used 2% since it was there).  I'd estimate 1/2-3/4cup but use your judgment. 

Next, after having another glass of wine (or more depending on how much it takes to get you feeling warm and fuzzy), sprinkle in more salt and pepper than you probably should.  I used sea salt, but that's just me. 

Follow by a hefty pinch of Herbs De Provence (probably a tablespoon, again, use judgement). 

At this point you will remember that you bought a bag (6oz) of shredded parmesan cheese.  Toss that whole thing in too...remembering to remove the packaging. 

Once that's all whisked together, rinse, and chop up your three zucchini you had to purchase because SOMEONE (names will not be mentioned) used the previous zucchini that evening. 

After they're all chopped, you may either steam them, or put in a glass microwave safe container.  Cook halfway through. 

Add these to egg mix.

Butter/pam/whatever your dish, and pour the entire contents of the bowl into the dish.

At this point the oven should have been preheated to 350F.  Bake for 40-50mins or until solid and golden brown.

To finish, have yet another glass of wine to celebrate your success.
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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 09:26:22 pm »
YUM!

Have you tried other cheeses?  Parmesan is not a favorite of mine.  MMM wonder what I could do with bleu cheese.  MMMMMM

I have a shitload of zucchini.  The idiot across the street let my daughter plant 3 hills and I have already started begging people to take the stuff.  This might go over well with everyone.

Thanks sweetie!

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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 09:38:55 pm »
I bet it would go well with other cheeses.  I love parmesan, so I chose that.  I'm sure anything would taste good though.


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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 09:41:35 pm »
I bet it would go well with other cheeses.  I love parmesan, so I chose that.  I'm sure anything would taste good though.




I'll let you know   :lulz:

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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 01:59:59 am »
SOUNDS LIKE IT'D BE GREAT WITH BACON.





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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 03:07:36 am »
REMEMBER YOUR TRIP TO SF SIR





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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 03:24:44 am »
REMEMBER YOUR TRIP TO SF SIR







Pention to ban mention of trip to SF.  Something about sparkley pink shits using our own burritos against us.

or  :?
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2010, 09:03:19 am »
REMEMBER YOUR TRIP TO SF SIR







Pention to ban mention of trip to SF.  Something about sparkley pink shits using our own burritos against us.

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NOT THE BURRITO!   :x
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Re: zucchini egg dish
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 09:06:33 pm »
I am reminded I said I'd bring a savory dish to share at the meeting I'm attending tonight...this sounds good, but it's too hot to cook...