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10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« on: August 18, 2010, 07:11:39 pm »
1.  Never say never.

2.  Primates exist to make more primates, so they'll have more sources/targets of irritation.

3.  Be careful what you wish for, because there's usually no takebacks.

4.  Sometimes people just need to vent.  If a friend starts complaining about the unfixable, just listen.

5.  You hear more with your nose and your eyes than you do with your ears.

6.  Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it", and do something grotesque and/or stupid.  Life is too short to talk about being weird or filthy and crude.  Impulsiveness almost always causes problems, but it also breaks the monotony.

7.  Chevrolet hasn't made a good car since the Corsica.  The future isn't looking too bright, either.

8.  The only three things you have in life are life, health, and friends.  Nothing else really matters.

9.  The internet has done more to tame the monkeys than anything since TV.

10.  Drugs don't open a door.  You do that.  If you need drugs to do it, then perhaps you should examine your brain for a while, and see where your hangups are.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 07:27:47 pm »
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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 07:29:29 pm »
I thought I'd pass a little of the wisdom I've picked up in my advanced age, to make up for all the horrible lies and misdirection I've spewed at innocent strangers.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 07:34:30 pm »
1.  Never say never.

2.  Primates exist to make more primates, so they'll have more sources/targets of irritation.

3.  Be careful what you wish for, because there's usually no takebacks.

4.  Sometimes people just need to vent.  If a friend starts complaining about the unfixable, just listen.

5.  You hear more with your nose and your eyes than you do with your ears.

6.  Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it", and do something grotesque and/or stupid.  Life is too short to talk about being weird or filthy and crude.  Impulsiveness almost always causes problems, but it also breaks the monotony.

7.  Chevrolet hasn't made a good car since the Corsica.  The future isn't looking too bright, either.

8.  The only three things you have in life are life, health, and friends.  Nothing else really matters.

9.  The internet has done more to tame the monkeys than anything since TV.

10.  Drugs don't open a door.  You do that.  If you need drugs to do it, then perhaps you should examine your brain for a while, and see where your hangups are.

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My father would hate number seven though.  He's worked for chevy all of his life so he refuses to believe something they make isn't pure gold.  Now that I think about it, most of our fights over the past couple of years have been because I dare mention the quality (or lack thereof) of Chevrolet vehicles.  :lol:
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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 07:38:36 pm »
Never turn your back on someone you've just pissed off, or on.

When you feel like crying, laugh instead.


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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 07:51:47 pm »
Numbers 3 and 4 always fuck my shit up.  Because I'm often in denial about them.

:mittens: Dude...this gave me something to think about.

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Re: 10 More Things I've Learned, Part 3:
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2010, 02:30:30 am »

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My father would hate number seven though.  He's worked for chevy all of his life so he refuses to believe something they make isn't pure gold.  Now that I think about it, most of our fights over the past couple of years have been because I dare mention the quality (or lack thereof) of Chevrolet vehicles.  :lol:

Well thats because he's right  :mrgreen:, has nothing to do with the fact that I work for Chevrolet, HONEST!