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Started by Suu, August 18, 2010, 09:53:32 PM

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Quote from: Secret Level on August 27, 2010, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2010, 06:49:32 PM
I kind of love Juggalos, and this is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8

This level of enthusiasm about mediocrity is pretty endearing.

I will now feel the urge to fucking shank everyone with a hatchman tattoo I see.

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
But, also, isn't there something kind of cute about all the stupid, fat, ugly people finding love? Look at them! They're adorable, and so happy.

I've said the same thing.  They're so happy about being losers that they kind of win.

Plus, they get to find love and a sense of belonging without becoming white supremacists! ICP has enough badassery to attract the thug types, but enough titties and love to distract them. Then they have a half-decent chance at growing up to be decent people instead of beating gay black kids to death on the roadside.
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Quote from: Apikoros II on August 27, 2010, 09:01:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
But, also, isn't there something kind of cute about all the stupid, fat, ugly people finding love? Look at them! They're adorable, and so happy.

Not sure if you were being facetious or not, but I really do think it is nice.

Not being facetious at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Juggalos are annoying but, ultimately harmless(Unless your Tila Tequila).
I mean its not like anyone of them are ever going to vote or do anything else that actually impacts the world. Dont worry about them, worry about the Tea Baggers.
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I'm fine with Juggalos, as long as they never ever interact with me.

In fact, I feel the same way about personal interaction with Juggalos that the anti-drug ads feel about meth.

NOT EVEN ONCE.
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Quote from: curiosity on August 27, 2010, 10:06:46 PM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 27, 2010, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2010, 06:49:32 PM
I kind of love Juggalos, and this is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8

This level of enthusiasm about mediocrity is pretty endearing.

I will now feel the urge to fucking shank everyone with a hatchman tattoo I see.

Stay away from Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen.

Awh, protective kitteh.



Usually around these parts, juggalos ARE meth heads and assholes.

Even when I say hey, or try to show love, they scowl and continue on swaggering like they hate the world. Annoying, that is. But today:



What was so awesome-


We ate at long john silver's, and upon leaving, thought I had a parking ticket. But when we looked, it was a scrap of paper with "whoop whoop" scrawled on it. We were elated to see someone who knew what the love was about..

They must have seen the Boondox sticker and the hatchetman belt buckle I had sitting on my deck.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 28, 2010, 04:19:22 AMjuggalos ARE meth heads and assholes.

edited for brevity and accuracy.

I'm just glad that so many white trash tweeker dipshits have chosen to make themselves so easily identifiable.

And, y'know, I actually really LIKE the 3 ICP albums that are any good (Ringmaster, Great Milenko, Jekyl Brothers), but forming an entire subculture around an otherwise mediocre and slightly idiotic musical group has been done before, and never to any positive effect. For proof, I submit to you the example of Deadheads.

Also, nobody else on Psychopathic Records is worth a stale dog turd.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 28, 2010, 04:27:06 AMAlso, nobody else on Psychopathic Records is worth a stale dog turd.

I don't know. I always found Twiztid amusing. Especially their attempt at explaining Santa.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I consider myself something of a Juggalolologist.
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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My post was edited to make way for someone's opinion? I call shenanigans :argh!:

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Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 28, 2010, 04:27:06 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 28, 2010, 04:19:22 AMjuggalos ARE meth heads and assholes.


And, y'know, I actually really LIKE the 3 ICP albums that are any good (Ringmaster, Great Milenko, Jekyl Brothers), but forming an entire subculture around an otherwise mediocre and slightly idiotic musical group has been done before, and never to any positive effect.

Edited to make an opinion I agree with.

I like the older stuff.

East Coast Hustle

You should check out the "I owe an apology..." thread in apple talk, in which our intrepid hero eats some crow.

:lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on September 09, 2010, 06:22:22 AM
My post was edited to make way for someone's opinion? I call shenanigans :argh!:

no, your post was quoted and edited, which is vastly different from editing your actual post. We do that shit allthe time around here, nobody thinks that's what you actually said.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"