Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

[Don Coyote]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

The fuck....

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D.

Why'd you stop?

4th Ed's blasphemy is not required.  Pathfinder works better.

[Freeky]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

Yeah, but I had te best wish EVER. "Yeah, I wish I didn't have a mortal enemy, I wish that Death didn't have a level drain attack and ummm..." "You have 15 seconds to make your last wish." "I wish I had a sammich?"

[Doktor Howl]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

The fuck....

Randy was a one of a kind guy.

[Don Coyote]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

The fuck....

Randy was a one of a kind guy.

I bet.
But did you have a PC that was planning on breeding wyverns as a food source?

[Doktor Howl]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

Yeah, but I had te best wish EVER. "Yeah, I wish I didn't have a mortal enemy, I wish that Death didn't have a level drain attack and ummm..." "You have 15 seconds to make your last wish." "I wish I had a sammich?"

2d best wish ever.  The best wish ever was Andy the Bastard back in Chicago who realized that -while wishes are required to be stated in a single sentence - they are not required to be grammatically correct sentences, and presented me with a 50 page run-on sentence.  That made it into KODT when I told Jolie Blackburn about it.

[Doktor Howl]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

[Freeky]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.

[bds]

Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D.

Why'd you stop?

4th Ed's blasphemy is not required.  Pathfinder works better.

We never really started, to be honest. I tried DMing a 3.5 game but the group I got together weren't really into it. My buddy got the 4th ed stuff a while back, we played a little bit but I didn't really like it. I think my friends would be into it now, it's just a bitch to get started, you know? I really should start pushing them to start playing, though.

[Doktor Howl]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

[Cramulus]

Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.

Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.

[Freeky]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?

[Doktor Howl]

Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.

Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.

So, just like always.

[Freeky]

Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.

Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.

That's pretty much par for the course for me, so I'll take it for the taeeam.

[Don Coyote]

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.