Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

[Doktor Howl]

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.

30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.

I'm kinda buying into this.

[Don Coyote]

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.

30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.

I'm kinda buying into this.

I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.

[Doktor Howl]

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.

30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.

I'm kinda buying into this.

I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.

Sorry.  We're just going to drown in our own poop, instead.

[Cramulus]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?

This post is stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb



BEEWAAAARE THE MUMMY CURSE

[Richter]

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.

30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.

I'm kinda buying into this.

I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.

Protip: Nuclear Holocaust is our farm's "Snowball".

[Freeky]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

AOE control, Ms Freeky.  It's all about control.

Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.

And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.

But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?

This post is stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb



BEEWAAAARE THE MUMMY CURSE

SHIIIIIIT FLAME STRIKE!

[Cramulus]

fucking hell! I take extra damage from flame, fuck you


New curse for you, freeky: now you take double damage from all marine life.

Richter: I curse you with inverted bowel syndrome. Your sphincter now pushes feces right back in

Dok: I curse you with musical bowel syndrome. Your sphincter is now a bugle.


Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

[Freeky]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

WHY WONT YOU DIE! EMPOWERED MAXIMIZED FIREBALL!

[Cramulus]

what other spargs have posted ITT? I've got enough curses to go around.

Purple Cow Thing: I curse you with knowledge of your parent's kinks. They were into anal penetration and cream pies, in that order.


BDS: I curse your nipples to smell vaguely like socks. it will be mildly unpleasant your entire life. One day when you are 26, a hot lady is going to be kissing her way down your chest and suddenly vomit all over you.

[The Wizard]

Fire doesn't seem to be working.

Quick, someone kill it with

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ack! Wrath of the Cramummy ITT!!!

[Cramulus]

Dr. James: I bestow the curse of the rennie. For the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.

Doktor Blight: I bestow upon thee the curse of 1234. You will always take note whenever a clock says 12:34. The full effect of the curse will not hit you until you've been noticing it for a few years.


Sadly, I already suffer from both these curses.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dr. James: I bestow the curse of the rennie. For the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.

Doktor Blight: I bestow upon thee the curse of 1234. You will always take note whenever a clock says 12:34. The full effect of the curse will not hit you until you've been noticing it for a few years.


Sadly, I already suffer from both these curses.

Well, I suppose that it could be worse. You could have made me notice when it was 11:11 like some people do.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok: I curse you with musical bowel syndrome. Your sphincter is now a bugle.

So...Monday morning every day? 

[Doktor Howl]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.