A PENTION TO BAN ANYONE WHO POSTS ONE-LINERS.

[Doktor Howl]

or 

Yes, anyone who posts one-liners should be banned immediately, unless they're Peleus, because that obviously means that the person in question is dumb.  Or something.  Also, anyone who says mean things about Ruby should be banned, because it makes Peleus a sad panda.

In addition, anyone who doesn't perform to Peleus' standards should be at least temp-banned, because Peleus is a fucking genius that adds so much to the board that it is worth losing people who post long-running content, just to keep that slack-jawed monkey fucker happy.

So I want to join Risus in joining Trip in joining Peleus in humiliating anyone who doesn't match up to the sheer Yatoo-ness that this board requires.  I also believe that anyone attempting any sort of content should be tarred and feathered, to save Peleus' valuable fucking time and sensibilities.

That is all.  You may now return to supporting your local retard.

[Thurnez Isa]

no

[Doktor Howl]

no

Oh, dear.  Now all the respectable members of the board are gonna have your ass, Canuck.

[Don Coyote]

I like rice.

[Doktor Howl]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

[PopeTom]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

That's what she said!

[Don Coyote]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

QQ MOAR

[Doktor Howl]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

QQ MOAR

See, kids?  One liners make you turn all communist.

[Doktor Howl]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

That's what she said!

And then she smacked my bitch up.   

[Don Coyote]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

QQ MOAR

See, kids?  One liners make you turn all communist.

See, rational beings, disagreeing with and/or mocking the establishment makes you a communist.

[Cuddlefish]

Wel, I was trying to piece together what ever the fuck is going on, and... It occured to me that I haven't a clue. So, I figured these x-posts would be as relevant as I could get. Enjoy... Or don't. I, frankly, don't give a fuck...

[Doktor Howl]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

QQ MOAR

See, kids?  One liners make you turn all communist.

See, rational beings, disagreeing with and/or mocking the establishment makes you a communist.

Missed that one. 

[Doktor Howl]

Wel, I was trying to piece together what ever the fuck is going on, and... It occured to me that I haven't a clue. So, I figured these x-posts would be as relevant as I could get. Enjoy... Or don't. I, frankly, don't give a fuck...

Cannot see them at work.   

[PopeTom]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

That's what she said!

And then she smacked my bitch up.   

Smacked as in spanking or smacked as in filled with heroin?

[Doktor Howl]

I like rice.

YOU'RE NEXT, UDDER BOI! 

That's what she said!

And then she smacked my bitch up.   

Smacked as in spanking or smacked as in filled with heroin?

Obviously.  <----FUCKING ONE LINERS!