Fucking brakes, how do they work.

[Requia ☣]

Just yesterday I was contemplating how out of shape I'd gotten since I got a car.

Well apparently the guy behind me at the red light forgot how to use his breaks, and I am now a pedestrian, so here's to getting back in shape.

I'll post pics if I ever figure out how to get them out of my phone, as well as first hand accounts of how fucked up the insurance companies I have to deal with turn out to be.

[Cuddlefish]

This reminds me about something similar that happened to me once. I was stopped at a red light, and I looked in my rear view mirror to see some high-school kid in a wannabe muscle car moving pretty fast, too fast to stop in time. I had no where to move to, as I was already realy close to the car in front of me. So, I layed on the horn pretty hard, and saw him look up just in time for him to smash into the rear end of my car. I did not have insurance at the time. I pulled over and motioned him to do the same. His car was FUCKED, but mine barely had a scratch. Ok, so no damage to my vehicle, but there still was the matter of no insurance. Long story short, I explained to this young chap that I did not have insurance, and I'd be fucked if I was going to take a hit because he coudn't be bothered to PAY ATTENTION to the road in front of him. So I told him how it was gonna be, I was going to drive away, and he was going to tell his parents that he hit a parked car, and he is not responsible enough to be driving. The end.

[Requia ☣]

My driver's car is registered to his mother, so he'll probably get to have the same conversation once he gets out of the hospital.

[Suu]

I assume you mean brakes.

[Requia ☣]

Yes, those things.

[Chairman Risus]

I assumed it was some sort of pun.

[Requia ☣]

No, just my complete inability to notice homophone errors.

[Cuddlefish]

No, just my complete inability to notice homophone errors.

That's probably because you're homophobic.

[Don Coyote]

No, just my complete inability to notice homophone errors.

That's probably because you're homophobic.

As opposed to homophonic.

[Requia ☣]

The progressive agent forgot to call me back, I called, and she's at lunch.

At least I have an agent and won't have to deal with 15 different people in a call center though.

[Kai]

Just yesterday I was contemplating how out of shape I'd gotten since I got a car.

Well apparently the guy behind me at the red light forgot how to use his breaks, and I am now a pedestrian, so here's to getting back in shape.

I'll post pics if I ever figure out how to get them out of my phone, as well as first hand accounts of how fucked up the insurance companies I have to deal with turn out to be.

Oh wait, you meant your car.

















Now I feel dirty. 

[Doktor Howl]

 

[Requia ☣]

Progressive is calling the other guy's insurance company for me!  I like this,

Also it turns out I know the guy who hit me, he's a clerk at the Gamestop.

[Requia ☣]

My mom took the police report and is now facebook stalking the guy who hit me, and his girlfriend. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

progressive is a good company. they'll probably send out one of their guys to do an estimate, send you a check minus deductible and then go after the other guy's insurance company to pay up. when they do, and they always do, they then send you your deductible.

Squid- been hit a lot. had progressive. got taken care of.