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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, August 24, 2010, 06:54:01 AM

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LMNO

#30
August 24, 2010, 04:48:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

Once inside Squid's vagina, the cube is only too happy to solve itself.

Nephew Twiddleton

#31
August 24, 2010, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 04:35:32 PM
Well, it probably wasn't *just* solving the rubiks cube, but they did seem pretty impressed by how good with my hands I was  :lulz:

This is truth. Apparently my marketability went up when girls started seeing me play guitar live. Dexterity can be a turn on.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

#32
August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Jenne

#33
August 24, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

fuck yeah we do

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
August 24, 2010, 04:56:57 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

Blame the entertainment industry. We're programmed to make it about sex.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#35
August 24, 2010, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

I'm missing the problem with that?

tyrannosaurus vex

#36
August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#37
August 24, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

What LMNO said.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#38
August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....

Jenne

#39
August 24, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....



:hashishim:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#40
August 24, 2010, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....



:hashishim:

:oops:

I'm a bad girl huh?

tyrannosaurus vex

#41
August 24, 2010, 05:19:28 PM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#42
August 24, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
 :lol:

Rumckle

#43
August 25, 2010, 04:52:35 AM
I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

#44
August 25, 2010, 05:23:10 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 25, 2010, 04:52:35 AM
I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs

I think that single incident might have been the entire reason for cities and technology and science to even be worth the effort.
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