ATTN PD

[LMNO]

A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

Once inside Squid's vagina, the cube is only too happy to solve itself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, it probably wasn't *just* solving the rubiks cube, but they did seem pretty impressed by how good with my hands I was  

This is truth. Apparently my marketability went up when girls started seeing me play guitar live. Dexterity can be a turn on.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

you people make everything about sex.

[Jenne]

you people make everything about sex.

fuck yeah we do

[Nephew Twiddleton]

you people make everything about sex.

Blame the entertainment industry. We're programmed to make it about sex.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

you people make everything about sex.

I'm missing the problem with that?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

What LMNO said.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys? 

No one is stopping them....

[Jenne]

This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys? 

No one is stopping them....

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys? 

No one is stopping them....

I'm a bad girl huh?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys? 

No one is stopping them....

I'm a bad girl huh?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Rumckle]

I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs

[Jasper]

I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs

I think that single incident might have been the entire reason for cities and technology and science to even be worth the effort.