Where Are They Now?

[AFK]

Buddha's Ghost Penis What can we say about ole BGP.  He was a warm soul who's chesticles were bountiful with warm platitudes, zen-like generosity, and probably a healthy portion of alcohol.  Anything less, of course, would be very unhello.

To this day, the internet is abuzz with a furious debate about just who exactly BGP was.  Was he real?  Was he one person, or a series of ghost penii?  Was he even a he?  This heated discussion has made him something of a Modern-Day Shakespeare among the seven people who discuss this. 

Recently, a new theory emerged that cites the identity of BGP as Drew Carey.  Skeptics of this theory, however, will rightfully point out that Drew Carey has never been funny ever and that BGP was probably like a spam bot or something.   

[AFK]

That's all for today.  Tune in tomorrow for more....


(and no, I haven't forgotten about him...)

[Jenne]

Of whom do you speak, Dear RWHN?  Could it be...





AKK? 

[AFK]

That would be the one. 

[Thurnez Isa]

His probably just still trying to pimp out his music

[Doktor Howl]

Velvet Jesus:  VJ was one of the first members of the board, and was a really, really nice person who was eventually driven away by a shit named Admiral Lexington who - upon seeing a pic of her hotness - harassed her incessantly with crude posts.  Out of everyone from the very early days, I miss her, Poib, and Verthaine the most.

[Doktor Howl]

Poib:  Really nice guy from 2002/2003.  Was the first one to post pics of exploits, left in mid-2003, for reasons unknown, and hasn't been seen since.  Presumed eaten by the Scrid.

[Doktor Howl]

Admiral Lexington:  The very first PDer to say "You aren't REAL Discordians" when criticized for sexually harassing every female on the board.  Eventually shat himself to death.

Lord Caramon (sp?):  See Admiral Lexington, only without the temper tantrums.  Left when he realized that he couldn't actually get laid through a plasma screen.

The Yogi Bear Cabal:  EvT, Prince Tao Jones, The Commander, etc.  Left when they realized that chaos wasn't all about stabbity stabbity pie stabbity.  Of all 8-9 of them, only The Commander wasn't a complete shitneck.  Most live in Europe, but Tao returned to Hamilton, Ontario in disgrace when EvT found out that he was basically useless in person.

[Doktor Howl]

Tyler:  PD's very first troll.  Widely suspected to be Hugh or one of his alleged IRL buddies.  Tyler was successful only because, being the first, PD had no antibodies.

[Kai]

Ah, classics.

[Doktor Howl]

Verthaine:  Probably one of the best human beings to post on PD, Verthaine added a whole lot to how the board thinks (on the positive side) without ever being really recognized for it.  Verthaine left during the great civil war of 2004/2005, due to the drama.  Was one of the original Four Ancient Wiseguys.  Survived Katrina (and had a hell of an adventure doing so) and the death of his first wife, he has since remarried and is now taking care of his daughter, who had her feet blown off in Iraq.

Of all the people that have left PD, I miss Vince the most.

[Doktor Howl]

Ah, classics.

I figured I'd hit the really early days.

Tomorrow, I'll hit the "inner circle", if RWHN doesn't beat me to it.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Verthaine:  Probably one of the best human beings to post on PD, Verthaine added a whole lot to how the board thinks (on the positive side) without ever being really recognized for it.  Verthaine left during the great civil war of 2004/2005, due to the drama.  Was one of the original Four Ancient Wiseguys.  Survived Katrina (and had a hell of an adventure doing so) and the death of his first wife, he has since remarried and is now taking care of his daughter, who had her feet blown off in Iraq.

Of all the people that have left PD, I miss Vince the most.

Vince and the Slap-a-Ho tribe.  I miss him!!

[Don Coyote]

The Yogi Bear Cabal:  EvT, Prince Tao Jones, The Commander, etc.  Left when they realized that chaos wasn't all about stabbity stabbity pie stabbity.  Of all 8-9 of them, only The Commander wasn't a complete shitneck.  Most live in Europe, but Tao returned to Hamilton, Ontario in disgrace when EvT found out that he was basically useless in person.

Those the folks that stole my "fuck you I want pie" bit thus making me look even more like a tool than I already do?

[AFK]

Ah, classics.

I figured I'd hit the really early days.

Tomorrow, I'll hit the "inner circle", if RWHN doesn't beat me to it.

I probably won't hit any figure who was primarily active 2005 and prior since I didn't arrive until May 05 and it took me awhile to get a feel for the place.