Dracula

[Remington]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!


"The villager waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Draculas in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Remmyton were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
had been a postar for many years. When he was young he watched the discord and he said to dad "I want to be on the forums daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DRACULAS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the PeeDee forum he knew there were vampires.
"This is Nigal" the radio crackered. "You must fight the vampires!"
So he gotted his lucky staking stake and poked down the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the vampires
"I will shoot at him" said the Dracula and he fired the teethy fangs. The villager steaked at him and tried to stab him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the vampires!" he shouted
The radio said "No. You are the vampire"

And then the villager was a vampire.




Count Dracula has turned his first victim: Amdis Tariq.

Count Dracula ---------> Amdis Tariq

[Chairman Risus]

So Dracula is a he?















Can we still stake Fred?

[bds]

OFUK YOU GUISE WOKE UP DRACULA!

[Rumckle]

Awwww, Shiiiiiiit.

Anyways, I am leaning toward taking out LMNO or Fred.
Fred for my reason listed above (she didn't seem to be around when no-one was getting bitten, then BAM, Fred turns up and Draculae are popping up all over the shop).

LMNO because Dok is really good at this game (he kicked our ass last time) and LMNO killed him.

[LMNO]

So, you didn't see that I did it for "comedic purposes"?

Or that I didn't even have enough proxy votes to do it myself?

I didn't kill the poor Doktor.  You guys did.

Especially you, Siggie.

[Chairman Risus]

So, you didn't see that I did it for "comedic purposes"?

Or that I didn't even have enough proxy votes to do it myself?

I didn't kill the poor Doktor.  You guys did.

Especially you, Siggie.

So you confess.

Maybe if we make them stand back to back, we can stake both Fred and the Alphabet man in one go.

[LMNO]

I confess that you all seem like idiots.  The only way you can save yourselves it to put your trust in me.

Only I can save you.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

save us or sink in your pointy fangs ?? 

[Freeky]

Alphapance can have myvote.

Later.

[Chairman Risus]

I sense coventry afoot.

[Chairman Risus]

I sense coventry afoot.

Oh wait, it's day time.

Freeky- 1

[LMNO]

I just realized that Freeky may have given me her vote because she's Dracula, and wants to throw people off her trail.

[Remington]

So Dracula is a he?





Can we still stake Fred?

I use the pronoun "he" because it would be annoying using "it" all the time. Everyone has an equal chance of being Dracula.

[Jenne]

Aw, damn.  I guess I vote to stake Freeky.  JIC.

Alphadude, you cannot EVER have mah vote!

[Requia ☣]

I still say we stake Remmington