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PD.com: "the lot of you are some of the most vicious, name calling, vile examples of humanity I've had the misfortune of attempting to communicate with.  Even attempting to mimic the general mood of the place toward people who think differently leaves a slimy feel on my skin.  Reptilian, even."

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Started by Remington, August 25, 2010, 07:44:36 AM

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The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

lol i dont think so

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Thurnez Isa

You should all stake Fred
:eek:
Can't you all see! She's already consolidated power.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Chairman Risus

Or we lose two votes.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

yeah you cant stake ME!!!! WHO WILL REPRESENT JENNE???

Requia ☣

We could stake Jenne first.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

Just doing a drive by posting here, I have guests from out of town until friday.  Will try to keep up.

Proxying my vote to Semaj because he is idealistic and probably won't run any frivolous gambits.

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

ThatGreenGentleman

... Vampire doesn't seem as fun as Werewolf  :sad: And I should have been on the list cause i signed up 2 or 3 times already  :argh!: but with how this game is turning out I think I'd rather watch you guys get outnumbered by a bunch of Edwards  :lulz:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Remington

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!

The village mob spoke again the following day, and this time it was Rumckle who was named. They could not afford the price that delay would bring them, and therefore Thurnez and Requia were appointed to carry out the judgement of Discordia.

Late afternoon found the two intrepid vampire-hunters hiding in the loft of Rumckle's barn. Thurnez scratched his head: "So... what exactly do we do? How do you kill a vampire?"

Requia stood up and pocketed his knife. "Simple," he said, "We use this."

In Requia's hand was a 14 inch long stake, hand-whittled for the occasion and tapered down to a wicked point. He smiled as he juggled it from hand to hand, and began to climb down the ladder.

"Um." Thurnez looked even more confused now. "How does that tell us if he's a vampire? Wouldn't that kill an ordinary human too?"

"Less talking. More stabbing."




It didn't take long for Rumckle to show up. He came out to milk the cows, as usual, and was quite surprised to be met not with milk, but with a sharp, pointy stick shoved through his heart.

As the farmer bled to death on the ground, Requia and Thurnez stood and waited. No change came over his body. Requia nudged the corpse's head with his foot, eliciting no response.

"Huh."






Rumckle has been killed, he was not a vampire.

It is now nighttime. Xannin, PM me your vampire choice. Van Helsing, tell me who is protected.
Is it plugged in?

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Remington

The villagers are hilariously bad this time around.
Is it plugged in?

bds

Ohhhhhhhhh dearrrrr.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 02, 2010, 02:42:51 AM
Just doing a drive by posting here, I have guests from out of town until friday.  Will try to keep up.

Proxying my vote to Semaj because he is idealistic and probably won't run any frivolous gambits.

A safe bet, because you BIT HIM!
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