THE DIVORCE PARTY TO END ALL DIVORCE PARTIES

[Cramulus]

That'll be real cool! The move date may shift though. It's changed every other week for the last six months. But we'll stay in contact about it.

[Eater of Clowns]

If I show up sloshed and in a tuxedo following the wedding, what do I get?

[Jenne]

That'll be real cool! The move date may shift though. It's changed every other week for the last six months. But we'll stay in contact about it.

Okeydokey, thanks!

If I show up sloshed and in a tuxedo following the wedding, what do I get?

  A trip to the bounce house?  (that could be gross/fun depending on how much booze you partake in)

[Suu]

If I show up sloshed and in a tuxedo following the wedding, what do I get?

Another beer and a chourico and peppers sammich probably.

[Suu]

TRADITIONS. WE UPHELD THEM.






As you can see, the Oar of Babylon made it's return! See also, 25th birthday party in 2007, also the originator of the pineapple. http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/party/

Also, I wasn't lying when I said we would have a bounce house, let alone a Go! Diego! Go! one so I could jump on top of a little Hispanic boy. (My friends, they're assholes, but I love them.)

Fly, fatass, fly!
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And here's Richter in his island best, remember we didn't state what island to be from...



We had quite the sincere turnout...




I started off as Martha's Vineyard, complete with the cardigan over my shoulders and a khaki sundress, but then it got warm, and I ended up wearing chourico, so I decided to change, and then I was able to go in the bounce house, of course. So my 2nd island was Shore Acres, where I used to live in St. Petersburg. It's an island in Tampa Bay that floods all the time, so I rolled my pants up and carried the Oar of Babylon around for a bit.

[Triple Zero]

Any more reasons as to why you spags can't show up?

I also had a wedding this weekend. (Also, somethingsomething wrong continent)

It was great btw. And their kid (who I hadn't seen yet despite the bride being a good friend since 10 years--SHAAAAME) had cuteness factor right on par with the ubercute that Discordian babies seem to have (really, if there's one reason why we should Jihad and fucking take over this fucking planet it's because apparently we have the best eugenics program).

And,



This is a good pic. You make a silly face, but you're still HAWT