People that annoy you

[Juana]

This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Cyborgs.  Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters.  People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.

NIMBYs.

Delicate Flowers with a right to their opinion.

[Don Coyote]

Delicate Flowers with a right to their opinion.

-twitch-

[Doktor Howl]

Cyborgs.  Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters.  People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.

THIS!  FUCKING THIS!  GODDAMMIT, EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE TALKING TO THEMSELVES OR TALKING TO SOME LITTLE PLASTIC THING HANGING OUT OF THEIR EARS.  IT'S LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, ONLY THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T SMELL QUITE AS BAD.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Cyborgs.  Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters.  People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.

THIS!  FUCKING THIS!  GODDAMMIT, EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE TALKING TO THEMSELVES OR TALKING TO SOME LITTLE PLASTIC THING HANGING OUT OF THEIR EARS.  IT'S LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, ONLY THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T SMELL QUITE AS BAD.

I'm sorry that is just funny as hell!

[Apikoros II]

Misanthropes

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

People who get pissed off/righteously indignant about something that they misunderstood or misconstrued from the actual discussion at hand because they couldn't be bothered to 1.) Pay attention and 2.) think.

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Herd primates. They don't know what their opinion is until they've checked with their herd. In the meantime, you get "cool," glassy-eyed, vacant looks where there own thoughts should be.

Easily amused dumbasses. Identifiable by incessant, melodramatic exclamations of the word "weird" about mildly unusual things, and are incapable of adding anything intelligible to their little one-word astonished outbursts. I mean there's nothing wrong with being easily-intrigued, but if you can't muster even a slightly interesting comment beyond constant spewing of the word "WEIRD!" please just STFU.

[Thurnez Isa]

Assholes who beat their wife, children, or dog

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"

Gah! I knew a fellow in Iowa that boasted about his "Two or three hundred-year-old heirloom oak" that he'd had trimmed back to a nub so it didn't drop leaves and acorns in his yard.

Assholes who beat their wife, children, or dog

This particular instance goes beyond irritation for me.

[Juana]

This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"

Gah! I knew a fellow in Iowa that boasted about his "Two or three hundred-year-old heirloom oak" that he'd had trimmed back to a nub so it didn't drop leaves and acorns in his yard.

People where I live do it for that exact reason. The yahoo who lives next to me did that to all five trees in his yard, except for the half of the ash hanging over our fence. We refer to them as amputrees.

Soccer moms

Frappacino-guzzling middle schoolers

People who spit in public

People who drive hummers

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People who spit in public

I'm not the type to continually swallow mucus running down the back of my throat when I'm ill, so in public it gets deposited in the gutter, street, etc.

Though there are times when spitting is not just spitting, where it's more of a dominance display, and I feel you there.

[Juana]

If you're sick, it's a whole different kettle of fish. It' still gross, but I won't be as bothered.

[Cain]

White power Nazi European Americans, rabid poverty pimps and fake vegetarians.

[cheezer]

AL FRANKEN