Lady Gaga is Pro-Abstinence.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lady-gaga-touts-abstinence-to-protect-creativity/44931

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.

So we just need to wait for someone to seduce her and fuck the crazy out of her? Or will her vagina devour her lover in a bizarre praying mantis/venus fly trap way and induce a state of torpor like a boa constrictor eating an alligator?

[Don Coyote]

I like her brand of insanity.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Then I guess you should stay away from her vag . . . unless you want to steal it for yourself.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[Don Coyote]

Then I guess you should stay away from her vag . . . unless you want to steal it for yourself.

I don't think my bag of shitnuts crazy is big enough for her insanity.

[Rumckle]

What if she has sex with someone more creative than her? We she absorb some of their creativity through her vagina?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

What if she has sex with someone more creative than her? We she absorb some of their creativity through her vagina?

There is only one way to find out.

[Cain]

I wonder how she decides to troll the press, on on any given day.  I mean, is there a method, or is she making it up on the fly?

[themenniss]

I wonder how she decides to troll the press, on on any given day.  I mean, is there a method, or is she making it up on the fly?

A method could be worked out and used to predict when she's trolling.
Spur of the moment on the other hand... 

[Cain]

Oh, I know when she's trolling.  Whenever she is in front of a microphone, and not singing (though I still think Papparazzi was a brilliant swipe at the entertainment press, who didn't even realize it).

[themenniss]

you might, i might, invisible dave might but not everyone does. we can sit back and smile while the rest of the world looks on confused.

[AFK]

Beck and GaGa should go on tour. 

[AFK]

Glenn Beck, not "Loser" Beck or Jeff Beck. 

[Jasper]

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.

Is it wrong that hearing this just makes me want to fuck her even more?

[Thurnez Isa]

Beck and GaGa should go on tour. 

No
I actually saw part of a cam version of his "comedy tour" movie. Trust me it's not funny.
Not even in the ha ha Beck is crazy way.
It's just him talking about the book Common Sense. And not THAT "Common Sense". He's talking about HIS book entitled "Common Sense". Oh and he was dressed up like one your founding father - hocking his book. It's not funny, it's just sad.