Why is it

[Requia ☣]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

[East Coast Hustle]

perhaps nobody else in the area has the sack to do what needs to be done. Like shooting most of the people in Utah.

[Kai]

Positive bias?

[Doktor Howl]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

We hate Utah.

[Freeky]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.

[Requia ☣]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

We hate Utah.

That explains it when Tusconites are the ones doing the killing, less so when they're the ones doing the dying.

[Cain]

Rite of Manhood passage.  Some people are inexperienced, and if it was easy, then everyone could do it.

[Jasper]

Shame it isn't.

[eighteen buddha strike]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.

Its funny that you should mention Utah in relationship to the apocalypse. Aren't the Mormons supposed to be Crazy Prepared?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.

Its funny that you should mention Utah in relationship to the apocalypse. Aren't the Mormons supposed to be Crazy Prepared?

I dont think anti-theaten underpants counts as "crazy prepared"

[Requia ☣]

I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

[East Coast Hustle]

that's really "just in case" the jello factory shuts down.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

That would require a couple more wives and then even more food on hand.....

It's a terrible cycle they really should try to get out of.

[Requia ☣]

I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

The locals burn down the temple and they all have to flee across the country on foot again?

It's an old rule, from when Mormons were a major target of angry mobs and the government.  Outside of earthquake prep it's not worth much these days.