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I HAVE NOT MASTURBATED IN 3 WEEKS...

Started by East Coast Hustle, August 30, 2010, 01:05:49 PM

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East Coast Hustle

August 30, 2010, 01:05:49 PM
...ASK ME ANYTHING!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
August 30, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
Is it due to lack of privacy or skin irritation?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Triple Zero

#2
August 30, 2010, 02:03:09 PM
ANAL?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Stelpa

#3
August 30, 2010, 02:04:15 PM
What is blue-r than the color blue?  :eek:

Cramulus

#4
August 30, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
have you started fantasizing about the cruise grannies?

Come on Hustle, they're on vacation, their husbands are dead, their little white tennis shoes are bobbing in your direction...

Cramulus

#5
August 30, 2010, 02:44:04 PM
omgf as soon as I hit POST I realized I was describing my grandmother. Who happens to be on a cruise right now, in your neck of the woods.

(not sure specifically where she's sailing, but WTF, please don't cram my gram)

Elder Iptuous

#6
August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:

also. since nobody else has asked..... why?

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
August 30, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:

also. since nobody else has asked..... why?

Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Chairman Risus

#8
August 30, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:

also. since nobody else has asked..... why?

Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.

I just assumed it had something to do with this.

Richter

#9
August 30, 2010, 03:37:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:44:04 PM
omgf as soon as I hit POST I realized I was describing my grandmother. Who happens to be on a cruise right now, in your neck of the woods.

(not sure specifically where she's sailing, but WTF, please don't cram my gram)

... Considering my buddy Sven was just gloating over heading out on a  cruise, I find this HIGHLY amusing
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Adios

#10
August 30, 2010, 03:41:49 PM
Use the built up  pressure to sink ships.

Cain

#11
August 30, 2010, 03:43:44 PM
CIGAW?

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
August 30, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 30, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:

also. since nobody else has asked..... why?

Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.

I just assumed it had something to do with this.

I missed that thread entirely. Whoops.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

#13
August 30, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
Is it due to lack of privacy or skin irritation?

Yes.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
have you started fantasizing about the cruise grannies?

Come on Hustle, they're on vacation, their husbands are dead, their little white tennis shoes are bobbing in your direction...

I work on a research vessel that takes scientists out to do top-secret government-approved mad science, but that doesn't stop me from fantasizing about cruise grannies.

Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2010, 03:43:44 PM
CIGAW?

Hallelujah, brotha Cain.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#14
August 31, 2010, 02:49:40 AM
DO THE HUSTLE?   :?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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