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BadBeast

#1650
April 06, 2011, 02:28:41 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 02:31:01 AM by BadBeast
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM


* Boring facts about me: Mario is my model for modern masculinity. I don't really watch TV, I rarely see movies, I don't like professional sports and I haven't listened to anything besides classic rock on the radio since about 2002. I don't know who most celebrities are but I recognize politicians' voices when they're on the news in the other room while I'm cooking dinner. Oh, and I haven't been laid in about six months.


That beard looks about . . . six months old, and I bet you won't be getting laid again, until you shave it off. I know that sounds harsh, but I bet I'm right.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#1651
April 06, 2011, 02:31:43 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:28:41 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM


* Boring facts about me: Mario is my model for modern masculinity. I don't really watch TV, I rarely see movies, I don't like professional sports and I haven't listened to anything besides classic rock on the radio since about 2002. I don't know who most celebrities are but I recognize politicians' voices when they're on the news in the other room while I'm cooking dinner. Oh, and I haven't been laid in about six months.


That beard looks about . . . six months old, and I bet you won't be getting laid again, until you shave it off. I know that sounds harsh, but I bet I'm right.

He can go for Tea Party chicks.  They dig the Charlie Daniels look.

He's gonna have to drool, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Laughin Jude

#1652
April 06, 2011, 02:51:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 02:31:43 AM

He's gonna have to drool, though.

Way ahead of ya!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1653
April 06, 2011, 02:59:52 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1654
April 06, 2011, 03:03:59 AM
HAH! :lulz:

Laughin Jude

#1655
April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

The Good Reverend Roger

#1656
April 06, 2011, 03:36:32 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
\
:gheyforum:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1657
April 06, 2011, 05:47:43 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 29, 2011, 07:39:32 AM


HI

          'nother #*%!in spag(?) here in PDX. do we have an official body count?

We do seem to have rather a lot of spags here. Johnny Brainwash's potlucks are fairly epic, if you can imagine eating food in a room FULL of Discordians.
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Don Coyote

#1658
April 06, 2011, 05:48:20 AM
Should I eventually drag my ass to PDX to meet you spags?

Freeky

#1659
April 06, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
Wish I could meet you lot, and see Nigel again.  SO TINY~~~! <3

Don Coyote

#1660
April 06, 2011, 05:50:24 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
Wish I could meet you lot, and see Nigel again.  SO TINY~~~! <3

Coyote, terrified of tiny women.

BadBeast

#1661
April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

P3nT4gR4m

#1662
April 06, 2011, 10:20:59 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 10:23:18 AM by P3nT4gR4m
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)

It's what they call Paul when he's off his tits on cocaine, right?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Luna

#1663
April 06, 2011, 11:10:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:36:32 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
\
:gheyforum:

Roger, fire up the grill, I'll get the BBQ sauce.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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BadBeast

#1664
April 06, 2011, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)

It's what they call Paul when he's off his tits on cocaine, right?
That chirpy little tit, bit of a conjuror? His Missus got snapped by the Paps, shagging a Great Dane? Yeah.
"Dutty Debs"

"I'm gonna like this, not a lot, just a little" *Snuuurf* "WHOOO!, Debbie, *sniffle* Debbie?    :aaa:  :magick:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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