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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1695 on: September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 am »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

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When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1696 on: September 14, 2018, 09:59:07 am »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1697 on: September 14, 2018, 04:18:57 pm »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

That's okay, I am more bored than is strictly reasonable, but not quite enough time to write stories.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1698 on: September 14, 2018, 05:18:56 pm »
It’s funny how one can read old posts by themselves as if they were written by someone else.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1699 on: September 14, 2018, 05:19:34 pm »
Also, it seems I never introduced myself. I may have to remedy that... 13 years later.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1700 on: September 14, 2018, 06:08:49 pm »
It’s funny how one can read old posts by themselves as if they were written by someone else.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1701 on: September 28, 2018, 07:06:07 am »
I still live... arguably. Yo.

EDIT: As far as reading your own musings as someone else's, suppose I can understand that, but what we really need is a necromancer to ask Kafka.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2018, 07:09:58 am by Fujikoma »

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1702 on: September 30, 2018, 09:06:42 pm »
Ah - so this is the right thread? Well, I don't believe any of you - or, indeed, myself.

I am not my sister.

My name is Smillsoid, a genius. I also like Postman Pat.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1703 on: September 30, 2018, 09:42:00 pm »
Ah - so this is the right thread? Well, I don't believe any of you - or, indeed, myself.

I am not my sister.

My name is Smillsoid, a genius. I also like Postman Pat.

Wrong again.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38065.0.html
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1704 on: October 01, 2018, 10:01:40 pm »
This is the problem with geniuses.  Even if they're smart as hell, they're still just as dumb as everyone else. 

This is why Doktor Howl prescribes Shut Up™.  Just an ounce of Shut Up™ before you open your stupid face can prevent endless amounts of embarrassment and unsightly rashes.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1705 on: October 02, 2018, 02:23:46 pm »
*Does Moonie*
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1706 on: October 03, 2018, 03:25:26 am »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

I feel your pain.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1707 on: October 03, 2018, 05:13:48 am »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

I feel your pain.

The Orange-Eating contest thing ended badly, with one contestant shitting blood in the hospital.

I approve of this sort of thing, but I did not participate and in fact warned people.  Because I knew they wouldn't listen.  Go look.  I totally did.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1708 on: October 03, 2018, 12:47:18 pm »

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1709 on: October 03, 2018, 04:27:17 pm »
You want a fun link?

What do you really know about Nessies?

This was one of my favorite things on PD ever, and it was the last amazing thing we did before the horrible, never-ending train wreck began.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.