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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1710 on: October 03, 2018, 05:32:24 pm »
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1711 on: December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 am »
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1712 on: December 21, 2018, 08:36:59 am »
Working for an industry which makes most of its revenue by conditioning people to shoot at anything they get points for must be pretty harsh. Have you ever considered dressing up as a can of tuna and driving up to the local mall to do a breakdance show in the fountain? That would make the Goddess shit herself from laughter.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1713 on: December 21, 2018, 12:13:44 pm »
Hi, Kevin,

"I'm new here and thanks for having me here."
I am not having you here. you came of your own accord.

"Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do"
What's "well marketing"? Did you come here to advertise? I hope for your sake that you didn't. I don't like free online games, I don't like entertainment and I don't like you much.

"What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games."
No, actually not me. I play 3D tetris about 5 times a year, board games with my kids 'cause they deserve it, and I play music. The stuff you are referring to is offensive bollocks, in my considered opinion.

"Sometimes just chill and have a a beer."
That's good to know. Try sticking a couplefew tabs of acid in it.
 
"What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?"
How is that any of your business, exactly?

"Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers"
Well, if your intention was to provide a conclusive demonstration to the effect that you are a vacuous moron, hats off to you, Sir!

"How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?"
I found her by living a full and risky life, something you may also have heard about in movies. Once I found her, I offered my respects and tried to be on my best behaviour. So far, she's been easy on me.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1714 on: December 21, 2018, 12:53:15 pm »

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1715 on: December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 pm »
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« Reply #1716 on: December 21, 2018, 03:19:31 pm »
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Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

He's right, you know.  Our marketing manager is the world's scariest Siberian lady, and she's like "buy our shit or I will kill you but I will do so while stylishly dressed."
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1717 on: December 21, 2018, 03:23:01 pm »
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1718 on: December 21, 2018, 05:18:16 pm »
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
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Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun| _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1719 on: December 21, 2018, 10:15:02 pm »
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this

You may do with it whatever you wish, especially if you rewrite it in iambic pentameter.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1720 on: December 23, 2018, 05:59:26 pm »
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1721 on: December 24, 2018, 02:06:34 am »
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!

Thanks for the welcoming! Cheers

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1722 on: December 24, 2018, 11:04:06 am »
I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #1723 on: December 24, 2018, 02:41:00 pm »
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« Reply #1724 on: December 24, 2018, 05:59:08 pm »
I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.

My computer is full of angry Russian bots.  If his spyware feels a need to walk into that neighborhood, that's on it.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"